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09 Aug 2012 - Cat Holder-Downer

01 Jan 2012 - Wanna break my Star Wars cherry?

29 Jan 2010 - Urban Outfitters Architect

15 Nov 2009 - To the woman who hit my car... - m4w

08 Nov 2009 - Fulfill My Waffle House Fantasy

02 Oct 2009 - Grammar Patrol

03 Aug 2009 - Take advantage of my new lowered standards!

21 May 2009 - Re: What I want in a woman........ - 45 (Western Carolina)

24 Apr 2009 - 1970's Avocado Green Toilet