Dear Sir or Madam:

Ha ha! You are clever! You regifted your unwanted parking ticket to a neighboring vehicle! Unfortunately, you disregarded two important points. First, I do not drive a silver Buick; second, I do not plan to pay the city $30 on your behalf.

I understand fines double after 10 days and triple after 90 days. Good luck with that.


Cordial Disregards,

the Neighboring Vehicle's Driver

• Location: downtown Grand Rapids
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests