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10 Jul 2008 - Doormat seeks muddy boots

09 Jul 2008 - GAP JEAN MINI SKIRT, size 1, FREE

30 Jun 2008 - He's Out of My Life

26 Jun 2008 - RAVE: My Life Since Getting Out of Prison

20 Jun 2008 - I was the girl your wife was going down on when you came home - w4m

19 Jun 2008 - Rant of a copy girl

19 Jun 2008 - The 2008 Craigslist M4M Dictionary

10 Jun 2008 - Ultra Hip Hipster Bar for Your Fixie - steel is real!

08 May 2008 - Open apology to unintentional voyeur in Santa Cruz

07 May 2008 - Nemesis required. 6-month project with possibilty to extend

30 Mar 2008 - A public service announcement: Please stop asking me if I'm pregnant.

19 Mar 2008 - Happy fifth anniversary!

16 Mar 2008 - Fixed Gear Death Trap

12 Mar 2008 - Firewood - good well seasoned and lots of it

05 Mar 2008 - Anti-atheist Backlash on R&R

27 Feb 2008 - You, the waiter in the castro......

26 Feb 2008 - Thanks, Mr.Hipster Record Store Clerk.

15 Feb 2008 - You: "There's a boy!"; Me: "Thank you"; 19th and Valencia. - m4w

15 Jan 2008 - Pink Upholstered Vagina Couch

10 Jan 2008 - CROC HEAD IN DOLORES PARK (C4M)

02 Jan 2008 - Star Wars Guide to the Candidates

27 Dec 2007 - Confessions of a BART Fartist - m4w

24 Dec 2007 - Dear Internet Porn

03 Dec 2007 - Hot zombie sex roleplay - t4w

24 Nov 2007 - seeking a roommate

13 Nov 2007 - Rage Against The Vending Machine

08 Nov 2007 - Superstars of San Francisco

01 Nov 2007 - Open letter to Berkeley tree-sitters

01 Nov 2007 - An open letter from your tanning salon owner

16 Oct 2007 - Adventurous Living in Small 1 br/ba on a Construction Site

16 Aug 2007 - You're not looking for them, but I found your two dogs.

14 Aug 2007 - Take me in the weeds

08 Aug 2007 - To the gay men who complain about the lack of quality men...

11 Jul 2007 - Dying in a Plane Crash... A Request

08 Jul 2007 - Rant: To the 23 year old girl I met at the bar

04 Jul 2007 - I went shopping for Fuck Me heels

08 Jun 2007 - This Relationship is Over

05 Jun 2007 - Wanted: STONER BOYFRIEND

08 May 2007 - Coffee C*nt @ Royal Grounds

07 May 2007 - When Dorks Attack - m4w

07 May 2007 - To: Guy Who Screamed Obscenities at the Ballet the Other Night:

03 May 2007 - Me: Crutches, cast, standing. You: blonde, no crutches, sitting J-Line - m4w

24 Apr 2007 - Ode to SF General Hospital

10 Apr 2007 - From an Angry Soldier

02 Apr 2007 - Does Your Human Need a Date, Too?

27 Mar 2007 - Advice from an ER doctor to drug seekers

23 Mar 2007 - Welcome to San Francisco, Hordes of Tourists!

08 Mar 2007 - free eggs and tuna fish to good home...GONE!

08 Mar 2007 - RATS! DEAD ONES! Need dead rats removed from attic for 5,000 CD's

04 Mar 2007 - I don't want to meet you for coffee - w4m

19 Feb 2007 - Dear Hot Chicks,

19 Feb 2007 - 143 Reasons That I Will Be The Best Girlfriend You've Ever Had

15 Feb 2007 - Advice to Young Men from an Old Man

13 Feb 2007 - I peed on my hand

12 Feb 2007 - To our neighbors, who leave their poop in our hallway..

05 Feb 2007 - Top 10 Law Firm Interview Questions

23 Jan 2007 - No more sex. Please.

14 Jan 2007 - Casual Definitions Of Casual Sex

30 Dec 2006 - From the Craigslist Archives: 100 Years Ago.

19 Dec 2006 - Missing: 10 panties of various colors/states of disrepair

15 Dec 2006 - Trannies at the Gym

14 Dec 2006 - Oh, the men I have met off CRAIGSLIST...

10 Dec 2006 - Rant: Animal Control

05 Dec 2006 - 197 Reasons to date me

04 Dec 2006 - Creeeepppppyyy Old Men, and the Golddiggers that love them

26 Nov 2006 - BART 24th-W. Oakland. You threw up on my dog. - w4m

21 Nov 2006 - 10 reasons why you shouldn't take shrooms & wear adult diapers

15 Nov 2006 - Tips for a Successful MC Post -m4w

27 Oct 2006 - I'm looking for a man to photophosphorylate me all night long. - w4m

24 Oct 2006 - To the Patrons of Lost Weekend Video

12 Oct 2006 - re: Am I the only sane lesbian with a house, an income >100,000

10 Oct 2006 - Doctor's order: No more fucking B.O.B

01 Oct 2006 - Rant: Selling musical gear on Craigslist

27 Jul 2006 - she treats me like a "dog"

26 Jul 2006 - Sharing an experience at the Oakland Animal Shelter

25 Jul 2006 - To whoever found my makeshift sanitary pad, deepest apologies.

16 Jul 2006 - The Zen of Costco

16 Jul 2006 - Young homo trying to connect with drive-by cocktease - m4m

13 Jul 2006 - You smiled at me going into your colonoscopy - m4m

09 Jul 2006 - Buckets buckets buckets

07 Jul 2006 - To the guy I gave a skull to.

29 Jun 2006 - RE: Old People Smell

25 Jun 2006 - Dear Crazy-As-Bat-Shit-Lady: The fridge doesn't come with a pedigree!

15 Jun 2006 - Office Poop survival guide

25 May 2006 - Box of broken dreams

24 May 2006 - To the guy who called me "Faggot" this morning...

22 May 2006 - Top 5 Myths About America

09 May 2006 - Dear San Francisco Gymnasium Nude Guy

09 May 2006 - Start your own Junk Yard!

23 Apr 2006 - Oh Yeah, About these Personal ads? WTF?

11 Apr 2006 - Getting groped by a 15 year old boy. - w4m

02 Apr 2006 - Used sex toys for sale - mw4mw

27 Mar 2006 - Stripper Rant

21 Mar 2006 - Proud of your country? Your leader?

15 Mar 2006 - No more - this is my line in the sand.

11 Mar 2006 - RAVE: My cheating husband!!!

02 Mar 2006 - W4M Postings - What this guy thinks.

14 Feb 2006 - I got, you got

31 Jan 2006 - $250 worth of sex toys: an unauthoritative review

25 Jan 2006 - To fake Russian girls on line