Mortimer Jones' Appeal to the Gods (Parts and Labor Collective) (Humbolt!)
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Date: 2008-05-08, 9:16PM CDT
Mr Obsolete: Mortimer, have you ever tried sexual deprivation?
Mortimer: I'm not good at boardgames.
Mr. Obsolete: No, it's not a boardgame, it's a way of depriving yourself of pleasure.
Mortimer: I don't play chess.
Mr. Obsolete: No, it's not chess, It's abstaining from fulfillment.
Mortimer: I'm sorry but I'm not religious
Mr. Obsolete: It doesn't have anything to do with religion. It's about channeling your energy.
Mortimer: I'm really not hungry.
Mr. Obsolete: Who said anything about food! I'm talking about sex!
Mortimer: I didn't realize it was an option.
Mr. Obsolete: No, not with me! With people!
Mortimer: Oh, I'm really bad at sports.
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