Practically new Senate Seat for sale or trade. Why spend 20 or 30 million for a new seat when you can purchase this one for a fraction of the cost? If you are unethical, self serving and have no conscience then this may be the Senate seat for you!

P.S. Due to unprecedented response this seat is no longer for sale. However it will be given to the person of our choosing at no cost. (A slight re-homing fee of $1,000,000.000 will apply).

Uhhh...this is a joke :)

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