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Honesty only (Arl Hts) 55yr

2008-09-07T20:13:54-05:00

ME:

Look and act younger than my age (don't we all say that)
Set in my ways but will make time for the right person
Plenty of free time
Financially secure ( have a variety of income streams, all interesting )
In decent shape
Sexually adventurous
Smoker
Very masculine looking
Sarcastic sense of humor
Above average intelligence

YOU:

In decent shape
Good conversationalist
Sense of humor
Does not own a dog ( if you need an animal to take care of you don't need me )
Sexually adventurous ( insatiable a plus, freaky a big plus )

Looking for compatibility more than anything else. That does not mean we need tons of stuff in common just that we are accepting of each others interests and "want" to spend time together.

Want to know more, let me know. Make sure you tell me something about you and/or why you responded.

Flip Them Switches (Humboldt Park) 23yr

2008-09-07T20:09:05-05:00

Ah! The fun you may have when you convince your roommate to sit on the trunk of your lowrider only so you can hit the switches and throw him off! Names Ross! I'm 23, single, have a son, and am just trying to find that special someone! Is it you?

New in town

2008-09-07T20:04:31-05:00

Hey

I just moved to chicago from the east coast, looking for someone to show me around town one night this week after work, with some dinner and drinks on me. I'm outgoing and spontaneous, looking for a women who likes to smile

it would be nice to finally have a girlfriend (downtown) 44yr

2008-09-07T20:03:33-05:00

I�ll try again�Fall is approaching and I�m seeking that special kind of girl��.someone to be �with� for the upcoming holidays�.

I live/work/play downtown�I�m a city dweller....I like to have a few drinks when I go out w/o worrying about �how I�m driving��.family lives close by, clean cut, catholic, etc��No �clubbing�anymore but I do like to go out�I prefer to be in more of a restaurant type bar setting. Other interests include movies, plays, occasional Chicago events, etc��

I seek a pretty, fashionable yet non-pretentious woman�.�preferably� a non-smoker�..single, no kids, nice, professional and fun��who can be a little �cocky� or bossy in private��I like to spoil but I�m by no means a �mush� like so many modern day guys are��..YES, I�ll cook you dinner, make you a drink, rub your feet but I�m not some ass that will have you holler at me in public�..�.no way�..�(FYI)��

Me: 5�7� Italian descent, blk/brn�.44 (don�t look it)�.about 180�ish�s/b about 165��..been getting back to the gym��I seek an attractive, thin to athletic/medium build type��legs/face/personality are much more important to me than a nice set of �knockers��.Don�t get me wrong�.breasts are nice but sometimes they�re overrated in my opinion and most lug-head guys seek just that so you can have them if you want them�..You know those guys�.simple, they must watch the game of the week�they�re sort of dumb��.�.LOL��.

I will spoil the right girl�..I�m not rich but there are other ways to make you feel like the queen/goddess that you are��manicures/pedicures are on me b/c I like nice hands/feet�massages are a part of the deal�..I like to cook��.cleaning is another story (LOL) but I am neat�..Thanks for reading�.

DADDY/DAUGHTER ROLE PLAY (Chicago NW Burb) 37yr

2008-09-07T20:02:13-05:00

Looking to role play with my little girl tonight. Let daddy know if you are interested in getting a little naughty together :)

Tall white male for curvy black female (Chicago) 26yr

2008-09-07T20:02:11-05:00

Seeking a fun black female to get to know. A bit about me: I'm a 26 year old graduate student/professional living on the northside of the city. Im 6'3 and work out quite a bit. Im looking for someone who is on the aggressive/dominant/even bossy side. Also prefer women who are at least average height and have some extra pounds on them. Im perhaps a bit old fashioned and still believe in doing things like paying for dates, and opening doors, hopefully this is still appreciated. Age isnt too important to me. If your interested, please tell me a bit about yourself!

Attractive SWM iso Nice, Professional, Slender or Athletic SBF (North Side/Downtown) 35yr

2008-09-07T19:52:00-05:00

Hello. I'm a single white male, city dweller, active. I have a four-year college degree from a highly respected private university and have motivated my career to the point where I own my own company. One thing about me, though - I don't live to work. I work to live. And yes, in case you're curious, I date ONLY black women because that's who I'm attracted to (there, I just saved you one or two questions in your response!). I prefer slender to athletic black women. If you're curvy with an hourglass shape, that's OK, too, but I'm not interested in dating anyone above 150 or 160 lbs. unless you're very tall and well put together (nothing sagging more than it should! LOL). I'm not stuck on my looks but do know how to dress nicely. I'd like to meet someone simple who isn't stuck on the latest fashion or name brands.

Personally, I'm interested in team sports as well as all things historical and artistic. I consider myself cultured and worldly but also down-to-earth and very intelligent. I have street smarts as well as a teaspoon of world knowledge, so I'm well-rounded. I don't live in a box and want someone whose world isn't small but very open-minded. I tend to be better suited for women who have a small circle of friends and are looking for someone to complement her "team." If you're a social butterfly, then we're probably not going to click.

I prefer to meet women in the general Chicago area (preferably in Cook County) and not in Wisconsin, Indiana, California, or New York. I'd really like to meet someone who's a city dweller like myself and who appreciates all that Chicago has to offer and doesn't just view Chicago as a nice weekend getaway for shopping, clubbing, or whatever in the suburbs.

Anyway, that's a little bit about me. Please tell me something about yourself. Oh, and provide a photo, please.

Look at me first!!! GIRLS ONLY (Lockport, IL.) 29yr

2008-09-07T19:48:28-05:00

Hey ladies! My name's Nick. I'm from California. I'm a laser technician and a painter. I haven't met anyone online worth meeting yet but I'm still trying. I have lots of hobbies like playing drums, working out, cars and watching movies. Hit me up on myspace if you'd like to hang out. THIS ADD IS FOR THE LADIES ONLY. NO GUYS! NO FREAKS!! EVERYONE STOP AND READ THIS: Don't bother emailing me because I don't read my emails. Search for me on Myspace with my email, send me a friend invite and don't forget to mention this add in your message so that I know this stupid thing is working. Thanks
My yahoo is ncksmrt (use to search on myspace)

MWM EXECUTIVE (west burbs) 35yr

2008-09-07T19:46:48-05:00

hello,

As the title says, I am a married man. I have no intentions of leaving my family; you need to know this up front.

I'm tall, blue eyes, short brown hair (full head :)). I'm very open minded and I dearly miss the excitement and passion that should be in every relationship.

I very much enjoy spoiling a woman. I'm looking for ONE woman who enjoys life, who sees the positive side of every situation, who is open minded and always looking for the next adventure! :)

I tend to be attracted to curvy, white women (as in womanly, not obese), but attitude and intelligence are MUCH more important than looks.

I know my marital status may offend some of you, and I'm sorry. For those who might understand my situation, I'm looking forward to talking to you.

Single (Chicago) 43yr

2008-09-07T19:45:37-05:00

Hi I will make this short and sweet.I am a single white male 510 about 185lbs,physically fit, non smoker and work as a police officer in search for a single physically fit(age open)woman for a relationship.If you think you might be interested then send me a picture with a little about yourself and I will return the same

honesty is overrated... 51yr

2008-09-07T19:44:39-05:00

to all you women who seek honesty..did you find it???and when you did.. was it fun??

End of my vacation and looking for a Make-Out friend (Lakeview)

2008-09-07T19:44:05-05:00

It's the end of my vacation, and I really don't want
to go back to work tommorow.

Last night I hit all the festivals, and kissed
a really cute girl.

It dawned on me how much I miss having
someone to make out with.
Maybe I didn't get enough out of
my system in high school.

Anyway, I am seeking someone 20-32,
prefer younger (just have more fun
with younger people)
in shape, and attractive.

Looking for someone to call up from time
to time and hang out, drink, do stuff
with and then, of course, make out!
I am very cute, and you won't be disappointed!
Send a pic, and let's talk!

Maybe tonight we can make out
during halftime ;)

Are you charmed by intelligence???? (Chicago) 33yr

2008-09-07T19:39:04-05:00

I am a confident man who is smarter than the average people (of course, I think!), yet very down-to-earth as a person. I am a successful professional, well-educated and well-traveled - I am someone who gives human values most importance than anything else. I am 33, single, live and work in downtown, in good shape. I am looking for a potential long-term relationship with a lady who is honest, caring and friendly. I am attracted to great smile and expressive eyes, just as a side note.
Anyway, to begin with, I would love to know a person and may be go out on few dates and see where it goes. If this sounds good to you, then please feel free to reply - introduce yourself in brief and please share a pic.
Hope to hear from you soon.

Looking for love (Glen Ellyn) 26yr

2008-09-07T19:20:01-05:00

There are many things in life that I am passionate about. Seeing the beautiful things in life. Meeting exciting, intelligent caring people. Making my partner feel good, happy, and being close. I am looking for, Intelligence, Loving, affectionate, I want someone I can count on and that makes me feel good when knowing that that is my girl. I love Fishing, going ATVing, walks, hiking, camping, traveling, learning, fixing things, watching movies.

WHY DID YOU SKIP THIS ONE? (Chicago) 34yr

2008-09-07T19:16:21-05:00

This is going to be short....here comes an easy going guy who can make the best of almost any situation. Born to live not to exist!

I am looking for a MATURE but still girlish spontaneous WOMAN. Someone who will make us both feel the vibe and enjoy the company but also respect each others space.

I am 34, 5'11, European, one of those good guys. If you want to check out if we may have things in common, email me few words about you along with a PHOTO. I will do the same.

looking for a lovely young lady (nw indiana) 34yr

2008-09-07T19:13:43-05:00

I would like to meet an atractive young lady for a serious relationship. I am not interested in meeting someone in their early tweenties that still has a lot of growing up to do.

looking 4 a sexy female (chicago) 22yr

2008-09-07T19:13:41-05:00

im looking for a sexy female with a nice body to kick it with and go out with once in a while.

What can I cook for you? (northside) 30yr

2008-09-07T19:05:04-05:00

Hello ladies. I am looking for someone who is fun, spontaneous, good in conversation, cute, driven in life, and a little humble. I am a 30 y/o well educated SWM. I like running out on the lakefront, reading, trying out new activities, and... cooking for you. There is lots more too, but you'll have to write me to find that out. Interested? Drop me a line telling me a bit about yourself. Pic 4 Pic.

This is for real, any one just want to watch tv, 420 (N chi ) 40yr

2008-09-07T19:04:36-05:00

seriously , I am just looking for some company, I am an attractive , well traveled guy just looking for some company , any interest?
I am for real, you be to

Has the world changed or have I changed? 26yr

2008-09-07T19:03:15-05:00

Humorous, slightly damaged 26-year old that has never been in a serious relationship. Interested in writing, books, self-exploration, sad songs and fall weather. I have no idea what I want, but I will stop at nothing to figure it out or destroy myself worrying about it.

We could trade pics.

looking for that girl (brookfield) 23yr

2008-09-07T19:02:52-05:00

so about me...im a really motivated and hard working guy. im all finished with school and have already started my career. in my free time i play guitar, watch movies and sports, and just kick back and relax. i like going out to eat and trying new things. looking for someone with the same qualities etc... if you are interested, drop me a line and lets get to know each other

Application for a date! Apply today, maybe date this week? (Wrigelyville) 33yr

2008-09-07T18:44:34-05:00

If only dating were this simple. I'm 33, 5'10, SWM, decent shape, good sense of humor, educated, stable job. I consider myself an all around great guy. I live in Lakeview, but I am not a Lakeview Yuppie. My friends wonder why I'm still single? The application is intended as a fun way to see if we fit or not. Interviews will be starting soon. What is an interview, you say? A date or meet for drinks. Seeking down to earth/stable people. I tried this before and did not find a connection. Let's try again.

20s/ early 30s encouraged to apply! Equal Opportunity Dater.

1) Applicants First Name:
2) City/Neighborhood:
3) Marital Status:
4) Age:
5) Smoke/Drink/Drugs:

6) Brief physical description:

7) How do you dress?
a.What's your style/size?

8) List number or children, if applicable:

9) Type of relationship Applying for (check all that apply): ___ One Date is fine with me ___ Casual dating ____Long term ____Marriage _____other. If other, please explain:

10) Time of availability: ___Today ___This weekend ____Next week ____I'll let a few email exchange go by to determine.
11) What interested you to apply?

12) List skills, experience, or qualifications which you feel would be of help to you in the position you are applying for:

PREVIOUS RELATIONSHIPS:

13) Have you ever been convicted of a felony or misdemeanor?

14) What is your idea of a good date?

15) What qualities in a man attract you the most?
a. What turns you off the most? Turns you on the most? Question not meant in sexual manner.

16) What are your career goals?

17) What are your favorite types of music? Movies?

18) What do you do for fun?
a. Any hobbies?

19) Describe your personality.

20) Describe a typical Friday/Saturday night for you?

21) List something interesting about yourself.

Application is null and void without a pic. No purchase necessary, void where prohibited.

Global traveler seeking the intelligent and exceptional (Chicago) 30yr

2008-09-07T18:41:56-05:00

I'd like to think that I'm pretty interesting. I've had some amazing adventures around the world - from safaris in Tanzania, hiking Kilimanjaro, breaking my wrist by falling down the Great Wall of China, jumping off of perfectly good towers in New Zealand and eating Pizza Hut in 6 continents. And in March I'm doing the Trans-Siberian railway. But all these travels makes me wish I had an amazing companion to come with, who can experience the world that I see and want something better than a normal relationship.

I wholeheartedly admit my nerdness and I hope you're cool with that - but it's a little more flexible than that. I can go out, drink beers and talk sports with the best of them but miss that intellectual stimulation. Whether it's politics, theater, something obscure that requires me to research or what interests you - I love it. I love absorbing and learning. It's my inner nerd.

Traveling keeps my day job at a desk in check and allows me to have these great adventures. 2008 thus far has taken me to Egypt to crawl inside of the Pyramids, London to pub crawl, Vienna for hot chocolate and Istanbul for Turkish delight (on a moonlit night...) I want to be able to share these things with someone who has an open mind, a passport and the desire to get on a plane to go somewhere because "it sounds cool." I'm an avid cyclist, photographer and sushi addict. And if you decided to join me on a future adventure, that would be wicked. I go to cool places. Never a dull moment. :)

I really don't care what you do, because if all we do is talk about work, then we're boring. Tell me about your motivations and what gets you out of bed.

And a pic for a pic. It's only fair.

Any good ones left you ask?....yeah this guy!! (Ukrainian Village) 29yr

2008-09-07T18:40:52-05:00

So here I am 29, 5'7" athletic build, and very single. I work full time in a creative field that I really enjoy and I have a great group of friends that are like family. I appreciate playful sarcasm and anyone who likes to juxtapose words to make a funny new word. Being active outdoors is a sort of therapy for me, so I try to get out as often as I can. In the summer I bike as much as possible, including commuting. I definitely consider traveling as necessary form of self enrichment so if you have a little bit of an adventurous streak all the better.

I'm looking to meet someone with a strong sense of character, with substance, and of course a sense of humor. Maybe even a partner in crime (in a law abiding way). We don't have to have all the same interests, I love learning new things! Please, please send a pic with your response.

Thanks!
D

*Are You Fun, Loving & Over 45?** (Bolingbrook/Naperville/Woodridge Area) 52yr

2008-09-07T18:40:52-05:00

A truly nice guy (me) is looking to find an honest, open and true female friend, one that I can talk to and share life's fun times and more! I am 6'3'",light brown hair and deep blue eyes, 190 lbs and fit for my age, friendly, funny and fun to be with and talk to. Love being outdoors,sharing time with friends, sports, music, community service, a great movie and more.

Please send a picture if your interested! I'm looking for a "fun" friendship that may lead to more in time! I'm not looking for Barbie, I just ask that you be H/W proportionate. Would love it if you lived in this area too! If you like peanut butter M&M's that would be a BIG plus right off the bat! :)

Sincere & Serious Replies Only!! I have my doubts about posting this on CL, but still hold out hope for finding the right person, not someone sending me spam for dating sites they get a commission off of if they get us to join!!

I will teach you (South Suburbs) 31yr

2008-09-07T18:38:24-05:00

How to control your blood. End of story. Its all in the mind.

New to the area....check me out!! (Oakbr0ok) 25yr

2008-09-07T18:37:08-05:00

Hey! I just moved to the area for pharmacy school. I really dont know too many people, all I really have been doing is laying by the pool and working out haha.

Just looking for a cute girl to hangout with, go to the city, grab some dinner, museums, nightlife...etc.

Tonight I am watching entourage, very excited!

If you want to talk just write me and I will get back, ask me anything you want!

Sweetheart...... (milkyway...) 53yr

2008-09-07T18:35:22-05:00

Watching another sunset and dreaming of moments touching and feeling complete with each other. Life been on hold while this heart is beating alone. Holding so close that we breath the same air and nothing else matter, nothing...

Looking 4 a beautiful older women who's happy in life 35- 45 (burbs) 28yr

2008-09-07T18:31:01-05:00

I'm 28 and would like to find some one who stays in shape maybe does yoga .I'm Taller about 6,4 255 I don't have alot of fat on me a little on my stomach but winter is coming and it makes a great pillow. I want a woman who act's like a lady that means if your work includes a pole I don't think I want to date you . I like to stay active I work out 5 times a week . I don't drink I just don't like the way I feel the next day its cool if you drink once in a while . But I don't want to date a smoker I don't want my girl to taste like a ashtray . I do love to cuddle thats really important to me . I want a sweet caring woman who loves life ..............

Good guy tired of being treated badly 24yr

2008-09-07T18:29:44-05:00

Hey im a 24 m that is tired of being hurt by the women he loves. I like to hang with friends, play sports, listen to music, go to concerts. Im very romantic and just am tired of not being in love anymore. If interested please let me know.

Simply put handsome white guy looking for A black woman (chicago) 32yr

2008-09-07T18:29:39-05:00

Ok ladies here it goes im tall good looking drug disease free want to stay that way.Im not looking for A one time hook up what im looking for is A long term friend.Yes also looking for A sexual partner as well with only one black woman.Im very very very very big down there and am putting this post up so you dontt have to.Did you click that tab on the upper left yet??????????????

Interviewing for Position of "Extreme Lover" (northwest side) 42yr

2008-09-07T18:27:08-05:00

Taking applications and scheduling interviews for the exciting intriguing mutually pleasurable position of "Extreme Lover". The interview process will be held at comfortable locations throughout the greater chicagoland area and will be conducted by this Italian American Gentleman that stands tall with a solid build, stylish wavy brown hair, hazel eyes and a bright white smile. Qualifications should include Public Displays of Affection and the ability to smile and hold hands. Must enjoy steak, lobster and other assorted seafood. The ability to get away on the occasional weekend rendezvous highgly desireable. Must be able to physically perform long sessions of foreplay. The ability to consumate extreme sessions of love making highly important. Submit resume, pictures and why you think you would excel in this position.

movie or coffee tonight? (chitown - northside) 26yr

2008-09-07T18:25:23-05:00

Just looking to meet some new friends. I like to read and write and think and meet new people. I also like being outside, inside, on boats, planes, and outside of the united states every once in a while.

Smart and funny. Lets hang out. I am near Southport and Addison. Want to make a new friend tonight? Pic for pic. I do not discriminate.

please no spam, I'm looking 4 a sweet short curvy girl (burbs) 28yr

2008-09-07T18:19:44-05:00

looking for a girl who's not spam . I don't know if I should be posting on here I have posted here before and had no luck . What Im looking for is a girl who's happy in life smart beautiful a girl that stays in shape you don't have to spend 3 hours a day in the gym but that would be nice . I would like to meet a girl that does yoga I think that it helps balance me. I don't want a girl that drinks a lot or smokes . I don't want to kiss a girl and taste a ashtray . I'm a taller guy I would like to find a shorter girl who's got dark hair or red would be nice and a nice butt that all

Want to watch the bear's game in an hour? (Lakeview) 24yr

2008-09-07T18:18:23-05:00

So the weekend is almost over, but there is more football tonight.

Me: 24, fun, laid back, have a job, good sense of humor

You: live around the Lakeview area, 21-27, up for watching some football tonight

So if you're up for meeting in an hour to watch some football at a local bar, send an email. Your pic gets mine.

UPSCALE NIGHT TONIGHT! real and free night out

2008-09-07T18:12:23-05:00

real post

attractive 29 guy italian and in shape..

upscale night tonight on me! you just be exciting outgoing and not hideous please!

promt responses will be returned

Read Me!** (nw burbs) 31yr

2008-09-07T18:10:03-05:00

Hello,
We'll at least I got you to look. Now to get you to reply. Some information about me, the basics. I am 31 5'11 brown hair blue eyes. Very attractive or very cute I get alot, in shape. I am very accomplished. I set very high standards for myself and have achieved a lot of things in my life and i am doing very well for myself.
I definetly know where I came from, where I am am now in my life and for sure where I want to be.I definetly have enthusiasm for life, goals and dreams. I know what i want and work very hard for it. I am a very emotional and passionate person. I do take the time to reflect on those precious moments we have in our lives with the special people in our lives. I am looking for someone who lives thier life along these lines and is generally a good person. I want to meet someone to share the best and worst times together and know no matter what we will always be there for one another. I want someone who is passionate about what they do and has a zest for life. Someone who is full of laughter and cant wait to try and put a smile on my face. A one of a kind connection that everyone is in awe of! If this is the kind of person your looking for then get back to me. Please be for real be generally around my age, be athletic, slender and have a huge heart. Message me!
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anyone else out there... (chicago) 31yr

2008-09-07T18:09:54-05:00

...that doesn't have to work tomorrow.
or does but is not happy about it?
well that's about everyone i know.

has plenty of friends but just seems kind of in a vicious circle of solo evenings?
or boredom; take your pick.
hit me up and we should chat.

i'm a normal guy that is just curious to see who's out there.
let's make this sunday more interesting.

A Unique Situation

2008-09-07T18:08:20-05:00

Hi, and thanks for opening this. I am going to be moving out of the area within the next year, but during that time would like to have someone to hang out with a few times a week and have a good time. I would like the situation to be eventually of a sexual nature so please be open to that. I am an atractive and fit man in my 30's, so I would think it would be easiest if your were probably in your 30's as well, although I am open to variations, I just thought that would be easier. I like to go to art events, see the city, find things I didn't know of before, or just hang out and have a few beers, or coffee and talk. I consider myself intelligent and a good conversationalist as well. If this sounds interesting to someone who may be not necessarily looking for a serious relationship but likes the idea of being in a "relationship", maybe this is your opportunity. A picture would get a picture, I hope to hear from some of you and thanks for reading.

Are you real? (South Suburbs) 33yr

2008-09-07T18:04:54-05:00

My guess is that most of the ads on here are fake, prove me wrong. So I am 33 years old, blond hair, blue eyes, athletic and I own my own business and make my own hours. Tell me about yourself and send a pic. I will return the favor.

Ladies and...well, ladies. (Lincoln Park) 31yr

2008-09-07T18:04:33-05:00

I'm a hard-working lawyer, who spends a lot of time at the office poring over documents while trying to make a corporation more money then they have or need.

I've been out of a relationship for about 6 months now, and it's difficult to start up a new one with the work schedule. Now I�m posting on Craigslist, and am more then a little leery. I think Craigslist is spectacular for selling a sofa, finding an apartment, obtaining �erotic services�, reading best of�s�but finding a relationship? Thus, I�m little hesitant�but I�ll try anything once.

I'm a 6'3" 190 lbs SWM. I am fit, but I don�t consider it a lifestyle. I like running and playing soccer�but I also like just catching a movie or reading a good book. I can split a good bottle of wine and a cheese platter, just as easily as I can drink a PBR tall boy and eat a cheeseburger. While I like going out, it's a little trickier when you're not dating. Again, here I am on CL.

If any of this sounds interesting, and you are witty, charismatic, challenging, or otherwise can speak your mind, let me know. Now for me to be a jerk: a picture of you a must.

Do we have many more days this beautiful left? (Bucktown) 25yr

2008-09-07T18:00:55-05:00

We probably don't. Why don't we take advantage of this lovely weather and get diner somewhere with outside seating? Make a restaurant suggestion, let's chat about it and who we are for a bit, and then get something to eat.

Latino seeks cutie for ltr (Northside) 28yr

2008-09-07T18:00:26-05:00

Looking for a female to go out with and get to know. Looking to start the new chapter of my life with the right woman.

Hi, I�m 28, hispanic, cute, handsome, clean cut, brown eyes, and brown hair. I�m 100% single, never been married, don�t have children, no tats, no piercings, and a non-smoker. I live on the northside.

If you want to chat I�m on yahoo at chgocubsfan21

taking the boat out

2008-09-07T17:59:19-05:00

Yo, i'm taking my boat out, and want to see if some cool girls want to join me at around seven, today sunday, oh yea drinking on me, holla,

Bears game (Lincoln Park) 27yr

2008-09-07T17:59:18-05:00

Does anyone want to get together and watch the bears game toniht over a few drinks?

I live in Lincoln Park.

I know you will be impressed. (Downers Grove) 34yr

2008-09-07T17:57:52-05:00

I'm approaching 35 years old, brown hair & eyes, 172 lbs, kinda funny looking, live at mom's house, working for a mid-size company as an office manager, occasionally drink heavily, high school educated, a little bitter about my failures, psychologically damaged from a dysfunctional childhood, have endured a number of unfulfilling relationships, frequently question the meaning of life, and transfer my thoughts to paper with run-on sentences.

Contact me if you are interested in getting a drink or seeing a concert or movie or something that could possibly be fun. Oh if you want a pic I'll happily send you one.

The top 10 reasons you want to know me (Chicago) 28yr

2008-09-07T17:53:35-05:00

I don't want this to be a long description of me that you won't read all the way through so I'll just let you know about some of my qualities and see if you have any interest in talking.

10. If you have a particular interest that you like that I don't necessarily like, I'll either participate in it with you or try it because I'm the type of person who will try anything once.

9. I am not a possessive boyfriend and won't call you every ten minutes asking where you are or what you're doing. I respect your independence and more importantly respect the fact you have friends who want to spend time with as well.

8. Parents love me and I have gotten along really well with every one of my previous girlfriend's friends...I am the kind of person who can pretty much talk to anyone about a lot of different subjects.

7. I won't complain if you want to go shopping or if you take too long to get ready just to go out to brunch.

6. I will watch TV shows you enjoy with you...hopefully they'll be TiVo'd to avoid commercials...but it's just because I enjoy spending time with you even though I hope we have some shows in common.

5. I am not afraid of the word marriage or the word commitment for that matter and I'm not even afraid to talk about it if the subject ever comes up. No really, I promise.

4. I stay active and believe it's important to do some sort of physical activity on a regular basis even if that's just going for a walk. I like to play sports and go to the gym on a regular basis. I smell good too.

3. I have a great job and I'm on a great career path. I am also in graduate school as well and plan on starting my own business in the not so distant future.

2. I am affectionate/sexual and open to trying new things. No this is not just me talking, rather other ex girlfriends of mine who concur. I have references, but let's face it, you're not interested in those. I am not afraid to express my emotions or talk about anything on my mind. I also love to kiss!

1. I am a great listener and also have references for that as well which don't necessarily include ex's. I am really easy to talk to about anything and will make a concerted effort to be involved in your life without being overbearing. The way it should be. If you don't want to talk about something and just need me to give you a backrub/footrub, I will do that too.

I am NOT looking for something casual. I don't have many requirements about the girl I'm looking for except you should probably be white as it's just my personal preference. I don't mind if you are younger/older blonde/brunette/redhead etc. All I ask is that if you write to me, please tell me something about yourself. I hope everyone's long weekend went well.

Music guy here. (chicago) 26yr

2008-09-07T17:52:54-05:00

26 yo guy from Chicago. do sheet metal to make me my money. aside from that music is my main thing. listen to alot of metal, classical, neofolk, ambient, etc etc.. heres a few bands i dig.. andres segovia, andromeda, anorexia nervosa, apoptygma berzerk, arcana, areknames,dimmu borgir, dio, dissection, dokken, the doors, dragonforce, drain sth, dream theater, dvorak, ebony tears, emperor, ensiferum, epoch of unlight, fastway, forgotten tomb, sol invictus, solstice, steve vai, stone temple pilots, strunz and farah, symbyosis, symphony x, taake, talas, terry riley. yea definitly not something you'll hear on b96.
I play guitar in a couple Chicago bands one of which is a symphonic metal band and the other is instrumental, progressive, experimental metal. (yea hard to define!)
I read alot, mostly horror and music theory books. fav authors are Richard matheson and Clive barker.
I love movies. The weirder the better. horror, stop motion animation. to name a few.. the prestige, quay brothers, cemetery man, evil dead trilogy, night dawn day land diary of the dead, aqua teen hungerforce, sealab 2021 etc etc..
like to hang out with friends at bars, go to the movies, check out the museums downtown, walk around the city, check out obscure used bookstores, stay in drink a few beers and watch movies all night.
looking to meet somebody with similar interests. somebody who is fun to hang around with, jokes around alot, doesn't take themselves seriously.
shoot me a message. maybe I'll reply, maybe i won't..

myspace username is maselbas.

BE TREATED LIKE A PRINCESS?? (BURBS) 47yr

2008-09-07T17:51:48-05:00

Iam an outgoing healthy, wealthy, white nonsmoker gentlemen. I love the outdoors and I love to travel. Looking for someone willing to quit work and be a great companion to me. Love the tropics in the winter and the north woods in the summer. If this sounds interesting email with a pic. Thanks

Early Fall Date (Chicago) 30yr

2008-09-07T17:50:27-05:00

Now that summer is winding down and as the weather gets colder, I think most people tend to stay closer to home and more in their comfort zone. Thus it becomes less likely to meet new people in social settings.

I meet plenty of people when I go out around the city, but don't often come across the "dating type" and thought this might be a decent option. I would prefer to meet a single, attractive, intelligent, independent woman with similar interests to hang out, have fun, date, and just enjoy good company. If things develop over time, it's an added bonus..but no pressure to get serious anytime soon.

I've been in Chicago around 5 years with no plans to leave anytime soon. Good college education and a great career that allows me to have flexibilty during certain times of the year. I'm about as laid back as it gets, but almost always outgoing in social situations.

The physical stats...6'2", light hair, blue eyes, athletic/fit build. If you're interested in talking more, we can exchange an email, pictures, conversation..whatever. Hope to hear from you soon.

Intelligent/athletic/handsome man seeks brilliant/sexy/outgoing woman (Lincoln Park) 30yr

2008-09-07T17:46:53-05:00

I am a 30-year-old, well-educated, professional man who lives on the northside here in Chicago and works downtown as an attorney for a large law firm. In my free time, I like to hang out with friends, workout, go out to bars, watch theatre, and catch a game at Wrigley Field or Soldier Field (I have Cubs--can't wait for the playoffs!--and Bears season tickets). Or sometimes I just like to relax at home and read or watch TV or a movie. Whenever I get some time off, I love to travel. I try to get to San Francisco, Wine Country, Europe, Miami, New Orleans, New York City, or some other exciting destination whenever I can. I'm looking for an amazing, beautiful, challenging woman to share some great experiences together. Ideally, we would go out, hang out with each other's friends, and have fun exploring all Chicago has to offer from wine tastings and gourmet restaurants to art galleries, farmer's markets, and ethnic neighborhoods. I also want to be up front that I have a very high sex drive and would ask that you have similar desires. If you're up for getting to know each other, drop me a line. Hope to hear from you soon.

My friends went away to school! Be my friend! (Mundelein) 20yr

2008-09-07T17:46:38-05:00

Hey, what's going on? The title says it all. I'm looking for friends and possibly a relationship. I live by myself in Mundelein, I work fulltime 9-5 and I go to school M-Th at CLC for night classes. Physically, I'm 5'9" 140lbs. Please send me a pic and either something about you or your AIM or Windows Messenger name. You've got nothing to lose!

Bears Game Tonight With a Twist (West Side) 30yr

2008-09-07T17:46:22-05:00

Yeah ok the game is on tonight, and it could be good or an embarassment for the Bears, who knows?!?!

How about watching with a twist?

A few drinks, dinner, the game on the bigscreen, and someone loses an article of clothing each time there is a score....

I am a 30 year old hot, single, fun, intelligent, gainfully employed, funny, charming and adventurous guy always up for meeting new people and having fun.

I can host or come to you....

Having dinner together would be a sweet start (Naperville) 46yr

2008-09-07T17:45:13-05:00

Well I am not having much luck with error mesages when I respond to an ad. No I don't know why.

So me?
Young looking, athletic build, 5'9", light brown hair, hazel green eyes, advance degreed professional, straight, white, divorced no children, very active, fly, ski snow and water, sky dive, sail, motorcycle, enjoy intelligent conversations, walks on a moom light evening and yes I go to church weekly. I don't judge, but God is important to me and I have found that the family that prays together stays together. I am really looking for the right lady to share my life with. I move slow but sure and would really want to grow a great friendship, but being an great kisser is important. Also I can't post a picture, but I would be happy to send you one. I hope that is acceptable.

Now you:
If you kind of match up to me, that's great. However, if you have more baggage than 3 people can carry I will quickly figure that out.

simple and real (60625)

2008-09-07T17:44:52-05:00

seeking 18-30 white cute sexy ladies that are fun, simple, adventurous, sarcastic.
i have nothing to say about me here other that i am great guy and single at this moment reply with your picture and we go from there. I am 24 6'1tall obviously bald..:P

white guy seeking asian love LTR (carol stream) 40yr

2008-09-07T17:42:32-05:00

looking for love im a white guy dont drink or smoke like to find love that leads to marriage.

Seeking my special girl (Lisle) 28yr

2008-09-07T17:41:56-05:00

Starting with a little bit of a blurb about me: I am 6', 180 lbs, financially and emotionally sound (I can buy you a sandwich while you passionately discuss the state of Africa, the union, Freud, or Brasilia's failures).

I am educated but not pretentious because I am confident and thus respectful. I am a tad cocky but in cute way but I am never ever arrogant; I am funny. Oh, and I am fit. I am also an avid runner (not from relationships) that workout five times a week--I am forced to live in our post-modern paradigm.

I am an inveterate reader (no, not playboy and penthouse). I just have an insatiable appetite for books; I love literature and music because I find them mutually constitutive. I love how hip-hop, Jazz, Blues, reggae, poetry, an essay, or a novel all do the same differently: tear meaning away from the sublime.

I maintain positive energy, and I am always working on being a more compassionate person. But I have a wild streak, I must warn you, but I love it for it has me riding motor cycles and jumping out of airplanes. Yet I find a balance between the two so that I can enjoy the eternal lightness of being.

I am single. Did say, "I love you like a fat kid loves cake" to a woman once. I could have used Yeats (Had I the heavens' embroidered cloths/ I would spread the clothes under your feet:/ But I, being poor, have only my dreams;/ I have spread my dreams under your feet;/ Tread softly because you tread on my dreams) or Neruda (Body of a woman, white hills, white thighs/ You look like a world, lying in surrender./ My rough peasant's body digs in you/) but I love 50 so what's a guy to do?

I absolutely love a good conversation. I am looking for someone that posses the following: great energy above all (I love positive and peaceful people), smart but not pretentious, fit (I would like to go for a run with you or take you dancing), playful and light, reads, travels, daring, loves art, and is compassionate.

Relaxing Sunday...Just had a Bday, looking for something new (Lincoln Park) 25yr

2008-09-07T17:40:10-05:00

Im not sure exactly what I want...but I know I want it to be special and real.

Id love to find someone to chat with...perhaps we could get coffee after some e-mails.

I am into a lot of different things. I sing and play guitar. I love music and movies. I love the CUBS. Wrigley Field is a great place to spend some time.

Im 6'6'' with brown hair and blue eyes. I have pics to prove it.

I am college educated with my own goals.

Im also family oriented.

Send a pic and a little about yourself.

HOTTIE Exchange (New York --> Chicago) (Gold Coast) 28yr

2008-09-07T17:37:13-05:00

I'm putting up an ad on this Sunday on the recommendation of some friends.
I travel to Chicago often for work, and it would be nice to find someone attractive, fun, and outgoing to spend some time with while I am in the city - dinners, bars/clubs/lounges,etc.

Physically, I am more of the tall, dark and handsome type. In great shape, lean and muscular, with dark hair, dark eyes and an olive complexion.

If you come to New York often, or if you want to come to New York to visit, all the better. Write me back with a pic or 2 and we can see if there's a fit (I'll be back in Chicago next week - so we could meet up for some dinner/drinks).

Thanks.

Downtown Coffee/Tea at 8 tonight (Downtown) 28yr

2008-09-07T17:33:08-05:00

intelligent, active, ambitious, 6 tall, athletic.

need eye candy for my sweet tooth (LP) 23yr

2008-09-07T17:31:05-05:00

im a young intelligent gentleman working a job with less than ideal hours but more than generous compensation.

work has made it somewhat more challenging to meet nice young ladies, so i'm reaching out here, hoping to find someone full of life, laughter and love.

i want to find a girl i want to shower with attention and gifts. please send a pic, a story, or just some inspiration.

Marriage and Children interest you? (Chicago) 28yr

2008-09-07T17:26:42-05:00

I know you don't usually hear that from a guy in his 20's but I'm at the point in my life where I think I'm ready for that. I have had a lot of fun and now I'm looking to have a lot of fun with one person who is my best friend, lover and person I can be totally comfortable and myself around. I know that may sound cheesy, but I really do mean it. I'm looking for the dream life and think it does exist.

I am smart, ambitious, educated, caring, affectionate, pretty much have my stuff together and now looking for someone to come along on the ride with me. If you are interested in getting to know me and see what happens please write to me. Please tell a little about yourself if you decide to write.

single, athletic, humble professional - m4w (Lake View) 38yr

2008-09-07T17:25:26-05:00

A little bit about me...I am very close to my family and it is important to me that I be around people who value that as well.

Basically, I try to have fun and enjoy life. My sense of humor tends to be a bit sarcastic and I love to joke around, but I am serious when I need to be.

I grew up on a farm in Wisconsin,work for a hedge fund downtown and live in Lakeview....

I'm 5'10... really enjoy running on the lakefront, 38 yo, 170lbs, graduated college never married.....hope you get the picture. Sorry kinda hard to talk about myself sometimes.

About my date...I'm looking for a woman who has strong family values and driven in her own life. She should be confident but at the same time be able to laugh at herself during life's little challenges. I don't have a litany of attributes to list. I just figure I know when I meet her.

Well that's all for now. Hope to hear from you soon.

Here's a question for ya...to get things started.. " can you actually buy an entire chess set at a pawn shop?" Yeah a little cheesy but I'm from Wisconsin......

Scott

Any Girls really Kinky or have any Weird Fetishes or anything? (frankfort) 18yr

2008-09-07T17:25:22-05:00

So, I thought this would be a place to post this. It's kinda weird to ask this to someone in person, so I thought I'd try online. Maybe we can chat?

What are you into? It's not a big deal. Everyone has something "weird" that they might be into.

I'm really a normal, average guy. Athletic type looking to chat.

Hopefully you can message me? Not looking for anything big or anything.

Are there any women who don't want kids? (Lincoln Park) 35yr

2008-09-07T17:24:39-05:00

Hi, I'm Jim.. I'm 35 and I want to find a woman who doesn't want to have kids. Preferably you're close to my age but I'll date anyone plus or minus five years or so. I'm a non-smoker and that's about my only deal breaker... I work a full time job in Information Technology, have my own place, and enjoy playing music as my hobby. An interest in music (or at least tolerance of it) on your part is a plus. That's about it.. Hope to hear from some non-conventional ladies.

A Handsome SBM in Search of a Mature Thick/Bbw Woman (Far West Burbs) 35yr

2008-09-07T17:23:08-05:00

Hello and thank you for taking time out to read my post. This is neither a attempt to find a woman for sexual purposes or one to find a woman to extort money. This is however one of the many ways i will try and uncover my needle in the haystack, my crown jewel. I am T.J. a SBM male 35 yrs old i am gainfully employed, work 2 professional jobs, I have my own place as well as reliable transportation. I stand 6'4 with a thick build (not sloppy)D/D free, very well groomed, well dressed, smells good and extremely intellectual ,articulate doesnt drink or smoke or do drugs and I dont have a crminial or arrest record either. I am seek a thick to full figured mature woman D/D free who is sexy and ready to meet a real man. I am not your typical poster I dont play games. I dont require a woman has this and that because life sometimes throws curves at you. What I do require is that you have the ambition to have things. Who knows I may be the person who can help you attain your goals. If you have kids that's ok. Any race is welcome because one does not know where the right person will come from. Please if you decide to reply send a picture and i will reply with a picture. Serious inquiries only as I have stated I dont waste peoples time and I dont want anyone wasting my time. Thank you for your time and consideration.

Beautiful evening to share dinner (Naperville) 46yr

2008-09-07T17:21:58-05:00

Well I am not having much luck with error mesages when I respond to an ad. No I don't know why.

So me?
Young looking, athletic build, 5'9", light brown hair, hazel green eyes, advance degreed professional, straight, white, divorced no children, very active, fly, ski snow and water, sky dive, sail, motorcycle, enjoy intelligent conversations, walks on a moom light evening and yes I go to church weekly. I don't judge, but God is important to me and I have found that the family that prays together stays together. I am really looking for the right lady to share my life with. I move slow but sure and would really want to grow a great friendship, but being an great kisser is important.

Now you:
If you kind of match up to me, that's great. However, if you have more baggage than 3 people can carry I will quickly figure that out.

I miss you

2008-09-07T17:21:27-05:00

You opened it. Good luck.

Tonight at midnight, your true love will realize they love you. Something good will happen to you at 1:00 - 4:20 tomorrow, it could be anywhere. Get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you break the chain you will be cursed with relationship problems for the next 12 years.

Karma: If there is someone you loved (or still do) and can't get them out of your mind, repost this in another city within five minutes.

Tonight between 1 and 4 am they will remember how much they loved you as well. You will get the shock of your life tomorrow.................................... IT IS YOUR DESTINY!!

In town for 5 days on business (Downtown Hotel) 45yr

2008-09-07T17:19:59-05:00

Hello, I am in Chicago for a few days on business. Would really enjoy the company of a great lady.

I am a tall, handsome, fun, intelligent gentleman.

Please respond with a photo.

Cheers!

lookink 4 love (aurora) 46yr

2008-09-07T17:19:37-05:00

looking 4 that lost fealing no games no drama im 5ft 6in 190lbs love to ride my harley not real good at describing my self if you want to know more just ask

ATTRACTIVE, ATHLETIC, AND SINGLE LOOKING FOR MATURE WOMAN!!! (nw burbs) 27yr

2008-09-07T17:16:34-05:00

Here goes nothing... I'm looking for a fun outgoing woman that isnt wanting anything too serious. I just got out of a long relationship where i thought marriage was right around the corner...i thought wrong. so now i wanna take a step back and have fun and just relax and be myself with a woman whos got a bit of a wild side to her, so this is where you come into play ladies...send me a pic and a lil thing about yourself and if you have yahoo so we can start chatting. Im very secure...i have my own place with a roomate, i have a steady job, have a car, im not on americas most wanted, and well ive been told im pretty fun to be around.

Im pretty open to any age,older preffered but as long as your over 21 we'll be ok (sorry, i need a woman thats legal to at least grab a drink some nights) , any race, and any size. im a lover not a hater! hehe. Please no stick figures though...i was done with them when i was in 3rd grade art class. :) im 27 and live in the nwburbs pretty close to woodfield mall if that helps at all.... im 6'1...hoping to find my date. are you her? Please i stress that you include pics, i put some up, its only fair. i respond fast so hope to hear from you soon!! Dont be shy, respond back! Please respond with pics, its not asking for too much is it?

MBM looking for a MW who wants to give into temptation - m4w (DOLTON) 43yr

2008-09-07T17:15:00-05:00

Haven't you always wondered? Haven't you fantasized? Haven't you dreamed? Haven't you wished? What keeps you from saying "yes"? I see you glance at me when your husband is not looking. You look at my wife and you wish you were her...even for one night. You daydream about the contrast of my skin against yours. You wonder...how will it feel? How will he treat me? You theorize...well, it is just too hard to do. It is too complicated. He doesn't have any money and will want to become dependent on you and you have too much to lose. You have missed my window. You will always wonder "what it would have been like".

You can still live that fantasy -- with a married professional black male who has the same need to be discreet as you...but the same desire to give into temptation. I am a 6'3" 280 pound male with an athletic build who was a former basketball player. I am well read, well educated, well informed. We both have what the other needs.

Go ahead. Give into your temptation and desire. Respond to this email and let's see where it takes us... Hope to hear from you soon.

Need a FireMAN??? (Aurora area) 40yr

2008-09-07T17:12:19-05:00

Ok here's the deal..I am looking to make friends with others who are able to chat and maybe play during the daytime (maybe while hubby and the kids are gone)lol
I work very hard and I love to work just as hard pleasing others. Please drop me a mail and flirt and take it from there. I am clean, safe, and VERY erotic..ok I'm kinky is that a bad thing..lol
This ads is real and I look forward to chatting with you.
Kisses and bye 4 now

I want the trashiest woman possible... (sw burb) 28yr

2008-09-07T17:11:03-05:00

I want a fucked up girl. Mentally messed up is good, lots of baggage. Physically handicapped would be great too. I dont care what your hairstyle is or your race or your religion. But a religious fanatic can be quite interesting. If you can be honest about all this then i think we could get along just fine.
This is all subjective too, so give me an idea on what you are like.

In need of some g00d motivation (South suburbs) 31yr

2008-09-07T17:06:39-05:00

Please help. I'm 31, work in the stock market 5'7 150 Italian/Czech/Irish mix. Light swimmers build. Athlete turned computer geek, turned Stock broker lol. I need a good woman to kick me in the ass, and see how much money I can make while this market tumbles. I'll get you going as well. Send me a sincere reply, and we can start communication.

Peace
Jeff

Married/Attached Seeking Long Term Friendship & Relationship (sw burbs) 50yr

2008-09-07T17:04:15-05:00

Perhaps there are a few situations or reasons why you are still married but still crave something more? Maybe, it is related to a medical condition or you've fallen into a rut? It could be because you work shift work or your husband is too exhausted and consumed with other things... I will never judge you or your reasons -- because we all are human with unfilled needs and wants...

I'm seeking a beautiful warm soul to share some wonderful life experiences with. Please be sincere, kind, open-minded and fun at heart. I'd love to meet that treasure of a married or attached woman for something rewarding and filled with passion, trust and discovery. A curious female who wants a little more zest within her life but doesn't want to change her current relationship situation.

I enjoy walking hand-in-hand in the grass, slow rainy days, picnics by the river, nature, cooking and traveling. Life is a beautiful gift that shouldn't be wasted. It is said that life is too short to be unhappy and depressed about things we don't have control over. I'm seeking a woman who seeks to rekindle and enjoy all those missing elements her life. Let's figure this out together?

I am currently married. I'm generous, kind and fun -- who can be a great companion and friend. You'll find me attractive inside and out, tall with a decent body for my age. I'm secure with who and what I am. Ypu'll find me modest, well grounded, interesting, smart, professional, unpretentious, supportive, good sense of humor and ALWAYS smiling.

I live and work in SW Burbs and willing to drive within a reasonable distance. I typically enjoy daytime availability. Please tell me what you're looking for? I'm open-minded and don't have a certian type of female in mind. Take a chance and say hello. I will be respectful of your privacy and any boundries you may have. This is my first post and I'm in uncharted waters. Let's figure this thing out together. Perhaps over chat, coffee or a walk in the park? I believe there has to be a connection, chemistry and trust - so let's talk and start enjoying something tender & sweet.

Some amazingly bad responses to a post I put up (Chicago) 28yr

2008-09-07T17:02:58-05:00

I didn't quite know what to expect when I posted on here a couple of times but needless to say I've been extremely disappointed with the response. I thought I wrote a couple of informative, interesting posts but apparently they weren't interested enough to garner many intelligent responses.

I'm 28, relatively new to Chicago, professional, hard-working without a ton of time to go out there and meet people. I would have enough time if I found someone but right now I'm seeing if I can find some people this way. So I'll leave you with a few of my favorite responses to posts I've made which have each said please respond with some information about you to help me get to know you. No joke, here are some responses I've received.

-"How are you?"

"-How was your weekend?"

-"LOL - I think I might be interested in the references :)"

-"Hi"

-"Let s know eachother...drop me a line on this email adress"

-"tell meabout u"

-"Im 30 yr old female, a preschool teacher, criminal justice major, graduate in 5 weeks,"

-"You sound cool!"

-"I'm intrstd. Hit me up if u want"

-I like what you say. Holla at a sista"

If anybody actually can put together a complete sentence, is interested in a potential relationship and has something meaningful to say I'd like to hear from you. If not, don't waste your time sending me some of the amazing responses you see above.

Just gonna be straightforward and honest here (Elmhurst) 20yr

2008-09-07T17:02:14-05:00

I've never done anything like this before, so be kind. I'm 20 years old, about 175 lbs., I have a piercing, 2 tattoos, I'm an on again off again smoker, I don't mind the occasional drink, I'm bored, and looking for a relationship.

I'm pretty laid back, takes a lot to get me worked up or really angry. I tend to be kinda shy at first, but once I get past that I'm pretty talkative. There's not much I don't like to do so I'm almost always up for anything. I like to read, watch movies, tv, go out, party a bit, play cards, excersise, and go to garage sales. There's a lot more but I really don't feel like typing out everything. I'm in college, but I'm doing online courses so I have lots of free time. I'm officially unemployed(Laid off cause the store was going under), but I'm actively looking for a job and I'm doing computer work on the side. Oh, I'm also a nerd. Not full blown-games-all-the-time-yay!-for-dungeons-and-dragons, but still a nerd. If you want to get to know me better feel free to contact me. Email, myspace, facebook, anythings good with me. Wouldn't mind getting pics so I can tell who it is I'm talking to.

MySpace-srchingforme

Oh ya, my name's Devin.

Looking For a new Partner in crime (west chicago) 25yr

2008-09-07T17:00:03-05:00

So heres my story my life is pretty well settled as far as my carreer path home life etc. Im looking to make a new freind in my life wit the possablitities of a relationship. Im easy to please and dont ask for and expect alot from the other person, just that you keep it real with me and i'll do the same...I'm looking for someone who is easy to please as well and can have fun doing just about anything.... Now that the seasons are starting to change it would be nice to have someone to share some of these sundays with, Is it you

Looking for a sports fan to go to the ND v UoM football game this Sat (Loop) 33yr

2008-09-07T16:59:22-05:00

I was lucky enough to get two good seats to the Notre Dame v U of M football game this Saturday in South Bend. I am looking for a true sports fan to take to the game with me. I did not go to either school so you didn't have to either. I just want someone who will really enjoy the game. I thought we could leave a little early for the game and tailgate and maybe walk around the campus. Let's be honest, nothing beats a college campus on game day. If you have interest please email me with a picture and tell me about yourself. I will respond with a pic.

Do you DARE reply to a REAL and HONEST ad? 39yr

2008-09-07T16:56:50-05:00

Can someone please explain to me what the problem is? I thought that if I wrote an honest post, that there must be at least one real woman on the whole planet that would reply with an honest truthful, smart and maybe interesting email.

It�s really simple. I�m attracted to smart women who posses an over abundance of common sense. I couldn�t give a rats ass if you have a BA, PHD or a GED� all I care about is that you have a brain that works! Yes! I am looking for a FWB (friends with benefits) arrangement (isn�t that what you REALLY want too?) but I am not so stupid to assume that just because I put an ad on here that women will start ripping off their clothes at my feet. Hey, I won�t rip my clothes off either and please understand that NOT all men are pigs!

I don�t care if you�re purple, green, black, white or red. I don�t care if you have blonde hair, black hair or like to wear wigs. I don�t have an issue if you�re separated or someone who is married but in a situation that doesn�t allow you to enjoy life either. I understand. In other words � be a real person and be honest and don�t play silly reindeer games �. leave that for the elves at the north pole! The simple issue is we want to spend some quality time and enjoy life.

I guess I�ll try one more time to explain. I�m in my late 30�s, yes.... close to 40, but not quite there yet. Killer green eyes and a nice guy. I have a great job in an exciting industry and work with my brain and not my hands � unless you count emails as working with your hands? I work far too much and hardly have the chance to meet anyone outside my workplace. I�m told I�m good looking and since I have all my own hair with no plugs, bugs or other critters that this might be a plus. No comb-overs either. I guess I�m considered athletic and not obese and like the rest of the planet could stand to go on a diet but it�s never been a priority, i workout 3 times a week and i love it. I�m disease and drug free but 420 friendly but haven�t done that in a very long time. I don�t smoke and only drink in good company and socially.

My other attributes are that I have a bad-boy side. This is the guy who isn�t afraid to have lurid public displays of affection � unless children are present. This side of me loves to make out in public (love to kiss and I don�t care if any guys who read this say �..How gay!) and maybe go beyond what most people consider decent behavior (that is so f&%kin hot!). .. This side of me is also very playful, funny, witty and a little sarcastic. I am brutally honest and don�t have any issues with conveying my thoughts. I am always respectful until the time comes not to be.

I�ve been around the marriage block and would prefer if my child and my past are not topics we need to dwell on. Please ask the time wasting question in the beginning and get it over with. I already moved on � you should too!

So, if you made it this far � I�d love to find a woman who knows how to have fun. I would like to leave all the bullshit behind and not prolong the amount of time it takes to meet someone. You and I should both agree that its starts with basic chemistry and I would hope for a photo shortly after we start writing. I promise to provide the moment you do. (No, I�m not a troll!).

I guess the final issue is sex. Yes � I said the �S� word. Yes, we know we all like sex and I am very open to all types of sex from rough to mild, from hot and steamy to �.. whatever you�d like to show me. I long to please a woman knowing full well that it�s a two way street and besides �. you woman feel great �. inside and out! So � don�t be afraid to reply. Don�t think I won�t reply and please � for God�s sake � be real, honest, open and even vulgar if you want.

If this works out we�ll write a bit � then maybe a phone call or two and then meeting in a VERY public place � how about a Police Station? and see what happens next � OK?

I have YIM, MSN, AIM and GOOGLE TALK, if you want to talk, I�ll be online

Looking for Someone (Chicago) 24yr

2008-09-07T16:55:30-05:00

I just graduated college and been working full time for almost a year now. I work downtown and love it. On my free time I like to hang out w/ my friends and sit back and watch a movie and relax. I also like to lift weights. I just got out of a 3 year relationship a few months back and looking to meet someone, and go from there. I'm shy in the beginning but open up rather quickly. I'm a huge sports fan and love to watch baseball, maybe because I played 4 years of college baseball. Hope to hear from you soon, please attach a pic and some info about you.

Ongoing fun NSA (City) 47yr

2008-09-07T16:54:59-05:00

I'm confident there is a quality caucasian woman not interested in games or melodrama who would like a similar man for a no frills FWB.Looking to meet on a semi frequent basis.Attractive caucasian,tall,clean cut,fit and selective seeks slim and attractive with a kinky side.

SBM seeking a cute female to watch the BEARS GAME tonight! (north side) 26yr

2008-09-07T16:50:15-05:00

Any single, attractive, fit, down to earth female would like to watch the Bears season opener tonight?

I am 6'4, single, athletic body, live alone, funny, and have a great personality.
Can't wait to wear my Devin Hester jersey! I've attached my pic, so if you like what you see and would like to join, send a pic my way.

Italian Man Seeks Traditional Woman For Monogamous Relationship (Chicago) 42yr

2008-09-07T16:49:38-05:00

Thank you for reading my post. I am 42 years old, 6' tall, dark hair and eyes, very fit, very easy-going, Conservative Republican with traditional values, Catholic and 100% Italian. I have an absolute aversion to drama of any kind, life is just too short. I am a homebody, but not a recluse.

I am interested in meeting a Dignified, Drama Free and Emotionally Mature woman with the following traits, qualities and characteristics;

1) Attractive - between the ages of 28-45.

2) Weight proportionate to Height. I'm attracted to curves, but not BBW :-)

3) Emotionally Mature.

4) Committed to Mutual Respect.

5) Not a Drama Queen.

6) Does not subscribe to the concept of...What's Mine Is Mine and What's Yours Is Ours.

7) Does not idolize any of the characters or lifestyle of Sex in the city.

8) Not a raging alcoholic or drug user..and yes that includes smoking pot.

9) Does not have violent tendencies...and yes that includes physical assaults, throwing household items and screaming at the top of her lungs to make her point.

10) Has a positive outlook on life without the use of prescription and/or illegal drugs. Must view the glass as always being half full.

11) Dresses in a dignified manner. That means no mini skirts and no excessive cleavage being displayed.

12) Does not have fake boobs, tattoos or pierced body parts except ears.

13) Does not hang out in bars and/or clubs.

14) Does not secretly or openly hate her father and/or men in general.

15) Understands that it is not my fault that her eggs are drying up and that it would be unreasonable, absurd and/or emotionally immature to expect that I would agree to procreate after 3 dates....or 3 months for that matter.

16) Not promiscuous; Does not cheat; and yes that includes kissing, just having lunch and communicating via the internet and/or oral to genital contact...eating IS Cheating.

17) Posseses traditional values, morals and knows the difference between right and wrong.

18) Has never been arrested, served state and/or federal prison time and has never been confined to a mental institution or the psych ward of a traditional hospital.

19) Wishes to be in an healthy, monogamous adult relationship with a solid good man and won't feel the need to consciously and/or subconsciouly sabotage the relationship at any time due to her conscious and/or subconcious belief that she doesn't deserve to be in a healthy relationship with a solid good man.

20) Prior to our first date, she will agree to submit to a full psychological evaluation from a qualified professional, a complete physical examination from a mutually agreed upon board certified medical doctor, a complete background check and polygraph examination. (Just Kidding! ) :-)

Thank you again for taking the time to read my post. If you feel that we would be compatible based upon the criteria outlined above, I would love to hear from you. Feel free to ask me any questions you may have. Please include a clear and recent photo and I will reply with mine.

Have a Great Evening!!!