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Partner for NYE (Anywhere around chicago) 25yr

2009-12-26T03:05:57-06:00

Hi friends. I am not sure if this will work but i am giving it a try. I want to bid good bye to 2009 with a rocking party and looking for a friend for company. Hope some good gals around here can help to usher in the new year.
Send me an email and we can talk to see if it works out.

Your pic gets mine

Wondering if Single is Permanent (Round Lake) 34yr

2009-12-26T02:25:12-06:00

So, here I am, posting an ad on the ever-so famous Craig's List. From time to time I would comb these ads and see what's out there or available. Finally, I'm posting an ad and looking for someone to hang out with. I'm not looking to get married right away and I don't want a one night stand either. Wait, can you believe that? A guy saying he doesn't want a one night stand?? Can it be true??!! Believe me, it is. I've lived the wild life and sown the wild oats, so to speak. I'm really just looking for someone cool to go do stuff with. I like to go to movies, some bars, maybe a club downtown, love to hear live music, and there's nothing I like more than sitting with some friends and talking.

As for me, I'm kind of a cross between Tommy Boy and Jack Black. I know, not exactly the most suave definition of a man. And I'm more than OK with not being what you're looking for. Again, I'm not looking to marry or even date at this point. I'd just like to meet a girl (I'd be OK with just 1) that was smart, engaging, sassy, and fun to be with. Someone who isn't flaky and will call or text (I prefer texting, I know, it's lame) and follow through with plans. I'd love to sit with someone who actually carried their share of the conversation. Most of the time, I feel like I'm having some sort of monologue as if I were hosting SNL...which, by the way, would be RIDICULOUSLY COOL!

So, that's me. What about you?

Are you missing something in your life..? Click this! (Schaumburg) 23yr

2009-12-26T00:45:17-06:00

I will give you what no other can.

A paper hat!

That's right ladies your own paper hat. I will make it for you out of that day's paper. If you wish, I can adorn it with frilly things and semi precious stones.

Wanna be a sexy pirate? Can do.
Wanna be a French emperor? No problem
A sweet cowgirl? I can make that happen.

Paper hat baby!

Unlock that free wheeling child in you with a paper hat. Quantities are limited!

I come with the paper hat too.

Mid twenties? Almost
Average looking? As average as it gets
Height/Weight Proportionate? On the leaner side
Single? You got it, women wont touch me
Ever married? See above
Have hair? More than others but spread out across my body so that no one part gets more than the other parts
Have teeth? All 68

Act now and I will build you a fort made from couch cushions.

This is a 30 day trial offer. If you decide, for any reason, not to keep me, keep the paper hat as my gift to you.

Please include a pic with your response!

What has two thumbs and wants to chat with YOU tonight? (Mount Prospect) 25yr

2009-12-26T00:02:47-06:00

THIS GUY!!!

But seriously, Shoot me an IM or something, I'm bored off my ass.

AIM: IDGAF873

Let's contribute to global warming... (NE IL or NWI) 43yr

2009-12-25T23:33:08-06:00

Tall, ferocious white boy seeks lover for steady hyper-stimulated encounters. Not even jealous or trying to monopolize you but believe there is an intelligent choice that offers us a lot of fun. Send words if you are inclined, visuals if you want some back. Do be attractive and open-minded, don't be a member of the royal family of Namibia or have the grammar skills of a Siberian villager. Possibilities exist. Good times just around the corner...

MWM Seeks MWF Daytime Fun (waukegan,IL my place) 55yr

2009-12-25T23:23:00-06:00

mwm 5'11,175 dd cir college ed seeks married female 45-68 for daytime fun who likes cudlding, hot kiss,
foreplay, spanking, hot oil and oral massage I can host and discreet reply with pic or description,tel,
for morning, afternoon fun.

any ladies around tonight for a trade? (w burbs) 35yr

2009-12-25T23:00:36-06:00

seeking to meet a lady whom can help me release in return for... you tell me.

a gift for you and a gift for me (schaumburg) 36yr

2009-12-25T23:00:15-06:00

i hope this does not sound too crazy. i am an attractive male seeking a decent looking woman who is in decent shape whom I can give oral to and one who would watch me pleasure myself. If this interests you and you are serious, please respond. We can exhange pics if you want but you will ahve to send first

Looking For A LTR real post - m4w (Berwyn) 19yr

2009-12-25T22:40:49-06:00

Hi I'm looking for a girl to have a long term relationship with. Once I get to know you I can be really funny. I'm very honest and never hide anything. I'm also very caring and my friends know that if I can help them out I will and that they can talk to me about anything. I work and go to school. I also have a car, once you get to know me you're going to find out that I love cars, especially muscle cars. Ask me what kind of car I have:) When I get out of school I plan on becoming a mechanic. I drink only occasionally but haven't in a while and I smoke but only to relieve stress. It's not like I'm addicted I quit before no problem:) Well I think that's enough about me I don't want to bore you lol. What I'm looking for is girl around my age (up to 5 year difference) that I can trust, talk to, and hangout and do stuff with aka a girlfriend. I'm not too picky but I have to be attracted to you. I'm 19, white, 5ft8, dark brown hair and green eyes. So if you're interested or have any questions email me. Maybe we could meet up and hangout to see how we get along or we could chat online or talk on the phone first, whatever you want to do is fine with me. Hope to hear from you soon:)

Good Evening, up to chat about anything. (Lake County Il.) 49yr

2009-12-25T22:21:07-06:00

Good evening, My name is Kevin. I am a divorced white male 49 years 5 foot 4" and a bit overweight. I am working on that issue, With very little success due to all the treats here at Christmas events. This season will pass also and the muscle that is hiding under the cushion will emerge victorious. I have been divorced 3 years last October. They say the worst is over and that the communication for the children's benefits will become easier. I hope and pray that this works. I have three wonderful children. a 16 year old daughter. a 15 year old son and one little buddy 13 year old boy.. Opps a dog, Wheaton Terrier named Mickey. I have shared custody which has worked out very well the children get to decide when and where they want to spend more time either Mom's or Dads.As long as all grades and responsibility are fulfilled. . So far so Good as.I thank the lord and God that we have been able to manage this and everyone
Well sorry about the long maybe to much information forward to this book lol. The children are at moms tonight and it woudl be nice to get to know someone new.. Talk about any thing ideas wants needs , desires,
I am in this section I guess looking for a friend, best friend lover . My preference is a younger late 20 to 40 . my height or less, and slim build. I enjoy personality as much as looks. I am open for anything from LTR to FWB. It is going to be a long chilly winter and sitting by the fireplace in my family room sipping a cocktail together and chatting the night away.
All other activitys I am open to . Indoor or out we are very active family. Come join in the fun I have been told by many I am kind generous and caring to a fault. The rest of my family is in Chicago and we are a close knit bunch

That is about all I can write tonight There is more if you want to . Please ask I would love to know about you 2. Bless you all Hope to hear from you.
Pictures gets you more pictures

If you are not from Il. or Wis, don't bother, I won't spend time on anyone from Russia or Nigier or Africa no matter what you have to offer me.

Good Luck to all looking for love.

K7

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visiting for winter break (crystal lake) 25yr

2009-12-25T21:53:49-06:00

Hi. I'm visiting family for a few weeks, and I'm looking for someone interesting to go out or stay in with while I'm here. I'm a 25 year old phd student in physics. I like watching sports (although I dont follow them), dancing (although it takes a few drinks), video games, math, science, south park, old tv, movies, and meeting new people. I would prefer another student, and I have a terrible weakness for nerdy girls.

29 Athletic single white male

2009-12-25T21:38:47-06:00

Looking to hang out an meet new people, Please be 420 friendly . Ill send a photo once we chat via email thanks

All alone tonight? Want to come over? I'm a cute white guy. (Grayslake) 46yr

2009-12-25T21:24:33-06:00

Email me if interested.

Chill Guy Looking for the same (Elgin) 19yr

2009-12-25T21:24:29-06:00

I'm a 19 year old college student up here on break and I was looking for a girl to have some fun with! I'm not a drama kind of guy and I love to have fun wherever, whenever. Looking for a girl who's not gonna sweat all the small stuff. I love to party and meet new people. I'm around 5'7 155 just looking to meet an awesome girl I can take out and have a great time with. You should have a smille on your face because I always do. Any girl out there who wants to respond feel free!

$$...All...$$...Alone...$$ (suburbia) 25yr

2009-12-25T20:43:20-06:00

i am a pretty decent guy who is in need of some female attention and i have the house all to myself this weekend.

any nice females out there willing to come over and give a lonely guy some attention...i would be willing to help u out for your time.

if this interests you shoot me an email with a pic.............and MERRY CHRISTMAS

looking 4 a hook up or relationship (desplaines) 23yr

2009-12-25T20:40:03-06:00

looking 2 hook up or relationship would rather go with relationship if this is what your lookin 4 write back send a pic and ill send 1 back. dont have a pic no big deal not going 2 write much here would rather talk.

any HOT females out there for FUN (SCHAUMBURG by woodfield mall) 25yr

2009-12-25T20:31:00-06:00

hello there any hot girls wanna have fun email me back with ur picture plz be REAL clean D/FREE we can talk on messenger before we meet so leave ur ADDY plz type ON THE SUBJET>>>>>> HOLAAAAAAAAAAAA<<<<<<<

me: 25/latino by schaumburg

Brother needs a normal girl who enjoys hiking and the outdoors (Elgin) 34yr

2009-12-25T19:56:56-06:00

I'm posting this for my brother. He really enjoys hiking and being outdoors. He is a volunteer with the forest preserve(s) and he takes classes related to such things. He's single, white, 5-11, hwp, doesn't drink, smoke or do drugs. He also enjoys hockey and movies. He's not one for large crowds, he prefers getting a pizza a dvd for the night. He is about as nice as they come and overall a normal guy. So, if you're interested in a hiking partner for now and see where it might go... feel free to drop me an email and I can forward it to him or I can just give you his email. I have some pics, so feel free to send a pic of yourself along with some information about yourself, as well. Ask anything you want. Reply with "hiking" for the email subject so I know you're real. thanks.

Looking for a possible ltr (nw burbs) 35yr

2009-12-25T17:06:00-06:00

Just checking the site out to see if there may be someone worthwhile to get to know, hang out, and possibly start out a relationship with.

I'm on the tall side, very easy on the eyes, and a lot of fun to to be around. I enjoy cooking, checking out restaurants, traveling when I can, and a whole lot more.

I'm open to any age, however I prefer someone on the younger side of me - that is, unless you can convince me otherwise on why I should choose you. :)

If you're interested, send over a pic or two and a few lines about yourself. Sorry, no pic = no response.

Happy Holidays!

FATHER LOOKING FOR A MOTHER (CAROL STREAM) 37yr

2009-12-25T16:50:38-06:00

I am a recent divorcee with twin sons that as a result of my marriage falling apart and obviously being the more fit of the parents I am having to reside with my father, My other home is in an almost divine location, just as an investment if such a thing even exist anymore, an investment in real estate ?

Without going on and on, and without stopping may make me sound incontinent, I would rather this be as sincere and simple yet romantic while keeping in short order. Going and going, by the way is perfectly fine if you prefer, LA LALA LALALA YA SEE ?

ARE YOU FUNNY AND FULL OF ENERGY ?

I am a business professional earning triplle digits in 2007, my business is still in good standing with the State of Illinois, and out side of a few popular websites available, I find myself in search of the ever illusive "LTR"

I feel like a Mr. Mom so I wouldn't expect a mother( divorcee ) to consider a life together with my twin boys and I and expect a nanny type of arrangement so that I can conduct the various functions of my job neccessary to running a succesful business, may be you have a degree and are unable to work because you love your children , maybe you work the night shift, just maybe.

Everything to offer the world, just hendered in that my boys are such pains in my blank so here I am TCOB and children !

SU,M, T,W. TH, FRI. Satuday: song my son was just singing so I'll see you on a Saturday

I am 5'9" 175 lb. slender/ medium build, olive complexion, Love tattoo, the outdoor, always wanted to own a watercraft,4x4,dirtbike,travel,

To Us, Thomas

Going shopn, u wanna go? (woodfield) 22yr

2009-12-25T16:38:27-06:00

hey im going shoping tmrw, i need to get a new pair of gym shoes and maybe a shirt and some jeans. I really dont want to go with any of my guy buddies, but prefer to walk around the mall with a nice girl. Now, im NOT going to buy u a whole buncha stuff but il pay for lunch or somthin. A lil about me, im in great shape, in school, non smoker/social drinker and just a really easy to talk to kinda guy. I guess im more of the "Affliction-shirt" wearing kinda guy, if u want to stereotype me lol. But im just a really good guy who just can not find a real good girl. And for i just miss going shopping with a girl and helper her pick out stuff and things like that. So if ur interested email me back with a pic and a lil about urself and il do like-wise.

Put "WOODY" in the subject so il know ur real

Happy Holidays (n/w burbs) 49yr

2009-12-25T16:35:04-06:00

season greeting, may you all have a happy healthy prosperous new years to come.
I am posting hoping to find such a person to start the new year in a different direction
happiness,with companionship.
my stats will proceed as I have steady full time employment,very family orientated.
what are you up to?perhaps we should meet take life in a new direction.
please be D/D free, H.W.P prop.no young ones looking to play games
be respectible as I am respected in the community I live in.
only serious need reply.
Thank you for your time

Hang out at my house tonight? I'm a cute white guy. (Grayslake) 46yr

2009-12-25T16:34:39-06:00

Let me know if interested. I'll tell you all about it.

Do you have a Nice Smile? (NW Burbs) 35yr

2009-12-25T16:07:24-06:00

Are you looking for a good looking guy that you can trust and depend on to be there for you? I was born and raised in the city but got tired of hi-rise living so I bought a new house in the nw suburbs. I live alone, travel alot for work and pleasure but will be off until after New Years Eve!!. I am not into online dating or personal sites but thought I would give CL a shot to see if I might make a connection with somone special. I like bar-b-queing, going to dinner, meeting friends for dirnks, boating (it's my firends boat in them pic below), listening to good music, going to comedy clubs, etc. I have never married (not against it) and have no kids. I am just looking for somone that is easy on the eyes, can put a smile on my face and doesn't have a lot of baggae or issues. I guess on want sparks, chemistry, an INSTANT ATTRACTION, it's what I am hoping for. Please respond with the word MYSTERY in the subject line along with your pic and I'll respond with my picture.

Chinese Food Tonight? (NW Burbs) 33yr

2009-12-25T15:58:06-06:00

....or maybe a movie...or bowling? I don't know of too much else that is open. I do think it would be fun to meet somebody new tonight. No expectations but pleasant company, interesting conversation and a few good laughs. So, if you happen to think this might be fun, too, I would love to hear from you.

Thanks for reading, and happy holidays.

Merry Christmas (Barrington) 44yr

2009-12-25T15:56:53-06:00

Each time I see a crowd of people, just like a fool I stop and stare; It's really not the proper thing to do, but maybe you'll be there. I go out walking after midnight, along the lonely thoroughfare; It's not the time or place to look for you, but maybe you'll be there. . I'm a guy next door with a twist-for the most part. I was born in Europe and moved to US 20 years ago. I'm down to earth with a bit of a goofy side. I'm spontaneous, creative, independent, adventurous(I went on a trip around the world with a small back pack and a camera-by myself),romantic, intelligent, playfull and100% drugs free. I love outdoors. I'm better then average swimmer and I also scuba dive. I enjoy skiing, bike riding and boating. I love to drive. At least once a month I try to get as far as possible from Chicagoland to see something new. I love to laugh, but most of all I like to make people laugh(and I'm not a comedian).I prefer dogs over cats, soccer over baseball,"Tribune" over "Sun-Times",wood burning fireplace over a gas one, good conversation over a great sex(do I???).Are you still reading? Hobbies:#1 Travel-4 star hotel is always nice, but Motel6, tent or night on the hammock in Amazon jungle will do as well.#2Music-I listen to everything except heavy metal, hard rap, some country and type of jazz that sounds like tuning instruments. If listening to the music is not a hobby then I also play. #3Fishing-few times a year I have to go to northen Wisconsin where I can really relax. Don't ask me why I'm still single. For a past few years I'm trying to explain this to my mother. Maybe I would rather be by myself for the rest of my life then with a wrong person. You: intelligent, attractive, down to earth, educated, honest. Smiles and loughing are always a plus. There is one thing I don't like in women. If you wake up in the morning and put on all your make-up like there is no tomorrow or you are afraid that someone may steal it so better keep it on your face-have a nice day. I have nothing against make-up-just the extreme.
I'm single,no kids(just one dog),6'2''/210
Would you like to spend New Years Eve together ?

Sugar mama (Arlington Heights) 28yr

2009-12-25T15:09:51-06:00

My name is Will and I am a single 28 year old white male seeking a sugar mama near the Arlington Heights area. I would love for you to take care of me financially while I give you the companionship and sex you desire in return. I am 5 feet 11 inches tall, weigh 140 lbs, brown eyes, and brown hair. In my free time, I love to listen to music and play guitar. In regards to my personality, I am shy but open up once I get to know someone. If interested, send me a message telling me a little about yourself. Feel free to include a picture of yourself and I will send one in return. Looking forward to hearing from you.

NEW YEAR'S EVE? OVER 37? (North/NW-Burbs+City)

2009-12-25T14:47:34-06:00

My New Year's Eve plans changed, if yours did too, let's talk.
Please be smart, vivacious, and height-weight proportionate.
If you would like to exchange detailed info, let me hear from you.
Sorry, no reply unless you include your age & size in the first email.
Pics not a must, but attach one & you zoom to the top of the list!
I'll be glad to answer all your questions.
Have a very Merry Christmas!

anyone else alone on xmas? (suburbs) 38yr

2009-12-25T13:30:50-06:00

Well I am too and maybe thats reason enough for us to hang out today or tonight. We can eat, we can drink, we can snuggle and watch a movie or sports. Maybe we can kiss. Not really looking for anything sexual but if it goes thaat way it goes that way. If it doesn't it doesn't. Im just alone and lonely and thought there may be someone else in the same boat who may want to meet. I am above average in looks and hope that you are too.
anyone?

Good looking Single and available XMAS (Northwest of Chicago) 36yr

2009-12-25T12:11:02-06:00

Hi,

I am home alone today and wouldn't mind meeting someone interesting, nice, attractive, "normal". I have above avg looks, went to college, good job, have a nice house, single, no kids, non smoker, social drinker, 420 occasionally, no drama, no weird stuff over here. Open to a LTR if all of the emotions and feelings are there. Oh, I am also laid back and have a pretty much problem free life, so I am not interested in anyone that has major issues in their lives, i.e., going thru a divorce, financially broke, living with your parents, no car, chain smoker, drug user ( I dont consider pot a drug).

I love to have a good time and love to laugh, I am also very clean and have a nice build, if your interested email me along with your pic and write "very clean" in the subject line and I will repy with my pic.

Z Morris from Wauconda click here (NW Suburbs) 35yr

2009-12-25T12:00:45-06:00

Hi,

your the attorney and we have been emailing back and forth, for some reason Microsoft has been automatically canceling peoples hotmail accounts, so I didnt read your last email and do not have your email address, so contact me thru CL to reestablish contact.

ATTRACTIVE AND FIT WANTS A CURVY WOMAN FOR XMAS! (Palatine) 28yr

2009-12-25T10:44:44-06:00

Merry Christmas everyone!! Now please note, i dont know what im looking for, i recently broke up with a long term gf so i know im not ready to jump right into a huge serious relationship right now. But i know i dont want a wham bam thank you ma'am either. So a one night thing wont do for me. It's Christmas morning and im up and about, and i was thinking i would love to have someone around me for times like this. Then with new years to come to start the new year off right!.

Who am I, well if your still reading by now i either got your attention or my pics did and your intrigued and attracted to me. Yay for me! Im in my mid 20's and im to the point where i want to see someone consistantly. Its been a bit since my last relationship, but i think im ready to get back up on the horse. I'm 6 ft and in good shape as you can see. I have a job and work in the nw burbs. Also where i live with my one roomie..my best friend for a while now. No pets but i love them. Im a pickup truck kinda guy, so obviously thats my transportation. Im just an outgoing guy who likes to have fun, and can make any situation a good one.

Now who are you? I tend to like older or thicker women, but im pretty open to all ideas, at this point i figure you have to have an open mind on what comes to you in order to find what you want and what you dont want. Ive told you a little of me...so now id like to hear about you? Where do you live? do you have pics? Did you go to school? Do you have a wild and crazy side? Or are you very reserved? Are you older then me? Younger? All things id love to hear about. So im sure this email will get burried in the 150,000 other guys looking for women but if someone stumbles upon it. RESPOND! Im a good guy, just looking for a woman to hang with, have some fun, and see where things go. I'll respond to everyone that writes and i like all types of women, so ladies dont be shy. Well heres hoping you write back soon! Im not gonna wait around forever!

LOOKING FOR A LADY TO SPEND THE HOLIDAYS WITH (BUFFALO GROVE ) 40yr

2009-12-25T10:33:47-06:00

SPEND THE WEEKEND AND HAVE A MERRY CHRISTMAS...

A Christmas Miracle (burbs) 39yr

2009-12-25T10:21:26-06:00

SWM, 39, professional and educated, single no children seeks a woman for dating and hopefully leading to a LTR.
Most of my interests outside my working world, are sports related...I like to stay active

The woman I seek would ideally have similar traits to myself.....
-- educated
-- professional
-- single/divorced
-- adventerous
-- ht/wt proportionate
-- near my age

The tricky part for me....is that I'd like to find a woman who has a bit of a wild streak behind close doors.

A woman who isn't afraid to speak her mind, maybe be a bit bossy, and one who is open to have some kink in her life.

If orgasm control/denial brings a smile to your face....send me a note ;-)

I'm looking for someone to have fun with this, but not have it be a 24/7 lifestyle.

Anyhow, if you think this might interest you in any way, shape, or form...please write !
I'd like to at least have the opportunity to exchange some e-mails with you to see if there is any chemistry beyond this initial interest.

Come on, take a chance ! I'm a fun guy, and I don't bite (at least not too hard ) ;-)

I'M NOT LOOKING.... (schaumburg) 33yr

2009-12-25T09:36:19-06:00

hi, im john and i keep hearing,when your not looking you'll find that special someone so, im not looking. im 5'9" med build short light brown hair and blue eyes. im a real down to earth very outgoing honest funny extremely thoughtful and romantic at heart kind of guy. i have never been married, no kids, dont smoke and never used drugs. i love to be outdoors,see live theater,comedy clubs,movies,museums,art galleries,nice dinners,and the occasional cuddle on the couch under a blanket watching a good movie with that special someone. and many many other things. i come from a big family and we are all very close so family is important to me. so, im not looking...if anyone els is also not looking manybe we can not look together :)

A BIT LONELY TODAY? Me too. (North+N---Burbs+City)

2009-12-25T09:03:45-06:00

Merry Christmas from me to you!
If you feel a bit lonely today, we might solve it together?
I'm feeling some loneliness too.
Some togetherness and perhaps cuddling?
It doesn't need to sexual unless we both want it.
Let's talk and see where it goes.
It could go somewhere we would both enjoy.
Speaking of "going somewhere".....
I'm going south to warm weather soon.
We might want to go together?
Please put your favorite number in the subject line.
It helps to avoid the bots. Thanks

3rd post. lookin for a serious LTR. No fakes or Spam! 26yr

2009-12-25T02:06:08-06:00

Hi, my name is Chris and this is my 3rd post. It kind of sucks when all I get is spam so I am gonna try 1 last time. I am a hopeless romantic that wants a girl that wants a relationship and would like to get to know eachother a bit more. I hope that any girl that is reading this takes me serious. I don't cheat and I believe in trust and love. I know it may be uncommon for a guy to be on her wanting something serious, from what I am told, but I def do. I am 5'9", light brown hair and 170lbs. I love sports and I play soccer and rugby. I like to go to a bar/pub and watch a game or just to go hang out with friends. I have no kids and have never been married. If you are someone that likes these things or would like to get to know someone that wants a serious relationship then shoot me an email. It would be great if you could send at least 2 pix, that would be great. I will send you 2 pix also if I get a reply from you. I hope to hear from you.

Talk to you soon,
Chris

online (hoffman) 19yr

2009-12-25T00:43:46-06:00

talk onlineeeeeee i'm bored always sn is prettyplease2345
aim

Why do the good guys loose? Especially on Christmas? (McHenry NW Suburbs ) 21yr

2009-12-25T00:18:32-06:00

Hello,

Like the posting says... Why do the good guys loose?

If you are lonely (like me) for Christmas you should e-mail me.... I am a true gentleman, not many left anymore. I'm looking to find the girl of my dreams to just sweep me off of my feet, and I'll do anything for that girl. I have family for Christmas, but not that one special someone... you know what I mean. Not just to have sex with, and call it a day, but to have that special someone who is meaningful and awesome, someone special to have around me all the time.

So if your a girl who is looking to meet someone worthwhile, here I am.

Please in the subject line say "happy holidays" so i know your not a robot.

What I am NOT!
-Arrogant
-Self-Centered
-Heartless
-Looking for a booty call
-A Bad Boy

What I AM!
-Respectful
-Humble
-Caring
-Loving and Romantic
-Patient

Positives for YOU!
-Anything I said I am (cause I'm looking for those qualities in a girl)
-Down to earth
-Easy going
-Red hair... don't ask why, I just really like red hair.. (I think my soul mate has red hair lol)
-Great sense of humor

types online vya aim (schaumburg) 19yr

2009-12-24T23:45:00-06:00

and then meet somewhere???
sn is prettyplease2345

girl (hoffman) 19yr

2009-12-24T23:40:24-06:00

you're sitting at home bored with nothing else to do and you don't have a boyfriend

Marine loooking for a few good women (Bartlett) 29yr

2009-12-24T23:13:23-06:00

A little about my self:

I am/have:

29 years old
An associate degree in applied science (Culinary Arts, trying to find work)
Currently enlisted in the Marine Corps Reserves (was active duty from '03 - '07, been to Iraq twice)
A German Shepard named Zeus
A '71 Chevy Chevelle (my summer hobby)
Vegetarian
Still learning about myself??

My ideal match:

25 - 32 y/o
would prefer over 5'7" (as I am 6'3" myself) but don't mind shorter
also would prefer vegetarian/vegan (or at least an open mind)

Ahh yes, the dreaded hook. I am NOT (repeat) NOT looking for a one night stand but something in the territory of an LTR. In this world of guys thinking about tail, I think about the heart and mind. Aside, being in the reserves of the Marines, I don't need any legal trouble brought about with accusations and allegations (in other words: no drama). Call me crazy but I'd like to think that I was brought up more respectable than that. So yeah, are you ready for the challenge??

hang out (Elgin ) 29yr

2009-12-24T23:05:27-06:00

just wondering if anyone wants to hang out right now. I am 29, single can send you a pic. Please be serious. When replaying please put Elgin in the subject line so I know you are real thanks and hopefully we meet up
bye

merry xmas (schaumburg) 35yr

2009-12-24T20:35:57-06:00

i could be the guy of her dreams.....but what would i need to write to get her attention?

Impulsive Christmas Eve romance? (Suburbs) 30yr

2009-12-24T19:51:27-06:00

Wow, my stress is finally over after two weeks of madness in retail. The only thing I want to do tonight is kick back and relax with a drink in my hand and... well... what else? Maybe you?

Do you have no plans on this rainy, soggy Christmas Eve night and are wishing that you had someone to spend it with? Let's be impulsive... throw caution to the wind and meet up. Snuggle on the couch under a blanket, watch a movie, maybe open a bottle (or two?) of wine, explore the chemistry, maybe make out a bit, and then... who knows? This may sound crazy for something with a total stranger, but hey, you only live once and I'm feeling a bit spontaneous tonight.

About me... I'm 30, tall, single, very normal, have a house in the burbs where I live alone, and I can host or I can come to you. I think it would make the most sense if you lived in the suburbs as well, but I'm not one to discriminate for sake of adventure! All I ask is that you be (somewhat) normal, cute, hwp, feeling impulsive and willing to go with the flow. I don't know if I'll get any responses to this, but it's worth a shot. If you reply, please send a picture and put "It's A Wonderful Life" in the subject line just so I know that you're not spam. I'll reply with a picture and we'll discuss what's next for our exciting evening! I can't wait to hear from you and make this a memorable Christmas Eve...

Massage Ladies.. (420) - m4w (nwburbs) 30yr

2009-12-24T19:21:33-06:00

hey ladies like to puff and have massages? sexy white safe fun normal italian male here. can host and will give a nice long relaxing massage. best one ever ladies 100%.. pic4pic and i am cute nice shape tall 6 ft 2 190s and have taken classes in massage. nice smoke or drinks or none.. say hi ok ladies. if back from nreak or bored or body hurts then say hi.. well worth it trust me :)

Are you ready for me? (A.H. NW burb) 29yr

2009-12-24T17:58:43-06:00

Hello ladies, my name is Todd and as you can see I am 29 years old. I recently moved to Arlington Heights from Michigan and I don't know many poeple out here yet. That is where you come in! I stand 5'8" and have brwon hair and eyes. I have some tats so you must be cool with that! I am a very extroverted man who works for greenpeace, so a like minded woman would be fabulous! I have pics if you send me one! Hit me up and we can see where it goes!

Happy holidays,
Todd

^^Lets Chat =)

2009-12-24T17:47:00-06:00

Family is getting boring...so let's chat..if you are interested, and who knows.

Here is my FaceBook : facebook.com/my.name.is.shane

It has my pic/profile...if you like, Friend me...if I like, I'll friend you back and then we can chat etc!

In the meantime, here is an ab pic of me that is a few years old lol.

Help This Nice Guy Find Someone (Schaumburg) 27yr

2009-12-24T17:43:30-06:00

Thank you for taking the time to read my ad. I am a fun loving guy living in Schaumburg. I am looking for that special woman that I can spend time with. I am 27 year old, about 6'2, short brown hair, and green eyes.

I am looking for someone who is honest, caring, sweet, funny, outgoing, happy go lucky, just loves life.

I guess I should say a little about myself (though talking about myself is not my favorite activity). I am a man of many interests. I can play sax (on the beach) and I have a golden throat. I am a huge Blackhawks, Cubs, and the New York Giants (I know...it's near treasonous to say that). I am always open to trying new and different things. I wouldn't say I'm shy, but I come across as strong and silent.

Please feel free to contact me. After a couple emails, we can exchange pictures. I also have some pics to send to you as well, if you are interested. Thank you, again, for reading. Andrew :-)

When was the last time you had a great first kiss? (Burbs) 34yr

2009-12-24T17:16:35-06:00

I am looking for a cool, easy going girl to go on a date with, have a drink, talk, get to know each other, maybe flirt a little and if that connection is there, have a real good first goodnight kiss. Obviously looking for more than that, but that is what is on my mind right now. I am looking to date and not looking for a one night stand. I look for someone who is open minded, easy going, funny, might be into sports, likes trying new places and doing new things and overall can be themself
I am pretty laid back, driven, friendly, out going, athletic, sarcastic and overall a pretty normal guy. Im attractive, stand just over 6', athletic.
I do live by myself, have a good job, great friends and I am close to my family.
Lets meet up for a drink and see if we can have that great first kiss

Am I the only one Home Alone on Xmas Eve? (Sighhhh) - flight canceled (Kane County,Elgin,Aurora,Napervl,Schaumb) 50yr

2009-12-24T15:14:08-06:00

Merry Christmas!

I was supposed to fly Lincoln, Nebraska this afternoon but my flight was canceled due to weather on that end (sighhhhh). I refuse to let this change of plans get me down; however I do now have free time this evening. I am in Kane County (far west burbs like Elgin, St. Charles, Carol Stream, Wheaten, Bloomingdale, Aurora, Naperville and I am not that far from Schaumburg). I am going to run to the video store and grab a few rentals. I am not sure if theaters are open this evening? I think most retail stores and restaurants close by 5 or 6pm.

So what could we do? I am open to suggestions... it would be nice to sit and watch a video or two. I can provide the hot chocolate / apple cider... we could even make smores!

What are your plans for tonight and tomorrow?

I am 6'1", 235lbs, tall, dark and handsome, advanced degree, world traveler, non smoker with many hobbies and interests!

When responding please type in the words "Home Alone" in the title so that I can weed out the spam.

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!!!

:)

Someone you can bring home to mom (elgin) 33yr

2009-12-24T14:56:49-06:00

If your interested in a guy that can love, play no games, be honest, and wants to be in a relationship, im your man. Im white, 6'0", 190lbs, and told im attractive. I just cant seem to find the right woman. I love doing anything from sitting home watching movies, to going camping, or even spending the day somewhere like lake geneva and staying at a bed and breakfast. If any of this interestes you reply with a picture and put merry christmas in the subject line. Anyone asking me to go to a website will be deleted. Hope to hear from someone...........

Christmas eve alone, hhhmmm.. (Bartlett) 22yr

2009-12-24T14:47:24-06:00

So oddly enough im spending christmas ALONE this year, My puppy got sick and i need/want to be here for him. im not a weirdo, freak, creep or believe in some 8 legged creature as my god, its not by choice that im home alone and definetly not that my puppy is sick but things happen!!

WITH THAT SAID, i can now tell you a little about me, im 22 years old , 6'1, and 185lbs, as you can tell im a animal lover, i have a pitbull/boxer mix that i rescued, he was tied to a tree left to die :( anyways, im mature, outgoing and have a sense of humor, i know how to treat a lady. I have respect manners, and im very very thankful everyday for the life I live. Im not the jealous type, im not the controling type, some would say that means i dont care, I say it means im trusting. I trust everyone until they give me a reason not to.

I text alot so, shoot me a message and maybe ill shoot ya my number.

what I look for, but not required
-long dark hair
-doesnt weigh more than me(required)
-can take a joke
-understanding
-appreciates a working man lol :)

Wanna go to Costa Rica with me? (Chicagoland)

2009-12-24T14:44:12-06:00

Looking for a fun, adventurous girl for a travel partner. First trip is down to Costa Rica for a little beach vacation. After that, if we get along, more fun places. We would meet first for lunch or Starbucks and see how we get along. I am a nice, normal business executive who knows that any trip is more fun with the right girl. I am not expecting anything from you, except that you have a good time and we laugh together. You can spend time with me until you are comfortable enough to travel. If you're interested, please reply, but put Costa Rica in the title so I know you are real. Thanks!

Do you like to tease? Then look at this... (NW)

2009-12-24T14:38:15-06:00

OK, so I am a real man, and very honest. I haven't really had time for a girlfriend, but I enjoy wining and dining and spoiling the right girl. No drama, no pressure, just spend time together when it works for both of us. We can take some fun trips, a little shopping, concerts, movies, whatever you enjoy. But I just wanted to be honest about the fact that I like sexy girls with attitude. I hope to find someone who loves being a girl, and likes showing off and teasing me by showing off her legs, wearing sexy shoes, things like that. I am NOT asking you for sex, but I admit that if you're not at all physically affectionate, it won't work.

Anyway, I know this is a little different, but I am trying to be real here and not waste anyone's time. I just want to find a fun, sexy girl to travel with and do fun things together. If you're interested, please put TEASE in the subject line so I can skip all the spam. And I will respond first to anyone who sends their pic. Thanks!

Looking for a Friend (Suburbs/City) 36yr

2009-12-24T14:31:00-06:00

Hi! I'm just looking for a friend, someone I can talk to and maybe hang out with once in a while. It has been a challenging year and I'd like to meet a decent person. I'm told I'm attractive, also educated, in shape, and pretty fun just looking to meet a real person. If ou're interested send me a message. Thanks!

Is there anyone real out there? (Burbs) 36yr

2009-12-24T14:29:35-06:00

Hello,

Well, I'm looking for a woman that looks at the world like me. Someone who doesn't take the little things for granted and can smile and it reach her eyes. I guess I'm strange in that I have to be attacted to a womans mind before I can be attracted any other way. I mean, I am a guy after all and primal instincts will always engage if given the right situation. I'm not looking for some random hookup or Fwb thing, but a real relationship. � ��

I feel I'm a sensitive, trustworthy bad boy that has a passion for learning. I'm well read and have many obscure and random interests that include but are not limited to anything from asian culture to philosophy. I've never fit into any defined catagory as far as men go. I live life with a passion. I have a good job that I actually enjoy, but I am not married to it, and my own home. In many respects, I have traditional values on how a woman should be treated but I don't subscribe to the traditional gender roles. I'll �treat you as I would like to be treated. I guess I'm looking for someone that has a unique mind and outlook of life that wants to inspire eachother in all aspects of life. Is that asking to much? Is good conversation lost to the world now? ��

I am real. I'm not spam so to whoever keeps flagging me, karma will get you and destroy you. Your pic gets mine. I don't mind a woman with meat on her bones, but the key word is some. Not a van load as there does have to be attraction in that area as well. I have alot of tattoos so if that is an issue, sorry. � �

Hopeless but romantic (Far North Burbs)

2009-12-24T14:26:47-06:00

Hello,�
I seek you, the woman that makes my heart sing. The one who knows what is truly important in life. The smile that actually makes it to your eyes. Those little things that really make you smile.�
You know what I mean, those small things that may seem small, but know inside your heart, mean so much. The woman that's not dead to romance and�
chivalry. Could you be that woman? Someone that can laugh and have a glorious conversation. �

One star in the abyss (Oblivion)

2009-12-24T14:24:40-06:00

I'm in bed on my back with the music on. Some shuffle of punk that actually is keeping my attention. I wonder about wondering. I want to look into your eyes and know your truths. I want to feel your thoughts. I want to hear your words and know what you feel. In the forest of my mind, it is snowing lightly. A beautiful silence that seems so rare as of late. Do you wonder? Are you alone but not lonely? Do you wish to find that one who understands? Have you seen enough to know you have seen to much? Do you want to fall in love with someone, knowing full well the risks? Yes, many questions, buy that's my bag, I learn and better myself so as one day I can be all that I can for you.
So share your thoughts with me please. Anything goes...

Ladies. Cute Sexy Nice Shape Italian All Alone Tdy? Want 2 Hang?420 (nw burbs) 30yr

2009-12-24T14:11:52-06:00

hey ladies cute fun safe drama free white italian french male free.. family is away or sick so no plans.. will be all alone.. company would be nice.. seeking a cute white asian latina polish euro lady ages 20-40 who wants to hang drink smoke go out and figure something fun out.. u can stay over if you want.. real fun cute nice shape guy.. 6 ft 2 190s brwn hair eyes nce smile.. pic4pic too... shall wE/ why not ? well worth it.. good guy here needing cute fun company.. let me know and lets plan!!!!

college gril looking for a fwb or sugar daddy that want to help ( )

2009-12-24T13:43:13-06:00

am looking for a college girl or just out of scholl that want to be help and taken care of and in return you take care of me, if your interested send me a picture

Listening to Alice in Chains hating the holidays (west burbs) 22yr

2009-12-24T13:34:12-06:00

Today is totally an alice in chains kind of day wouldnt you agree? Im off of a ridiculous shift at work and am about to get my christmas started early. So I guess I should say somthing about who I am and what im looking for on craigslist. Ok, so my name is Sean. Im 22, live alone, love to party. Im 6'2 210 lbs brown hair blue eyes ect. I consider myself to be in good shape but im not addicted to the gym. Music is a huge part of my life. Preferably the harder side of it (punk, metal, rock ect.) I need to find a girl who can appreciate music in all forms. It is such a dissapointment to turn on Pantera, only to see the girl im with cringe in disgust. Seriously?!?! It really erks my bones when girls do that. Dont get me wrong i can get reeeaaallly spiffy in my nice clothes and go "cut a rug" at the club. Im not against those ladies who are huge into the dance scene, i just cant handle the phonies anymore. Which is what brings me to craigslist. Are there any good looking girls with half a brain that would be interested in grabbing a beer, or coffee, or smoke a bowl, or fucking do anything?(yea i smoke pot) I dont know. Maybe the expectations are too high....anyways im getting tired of talking about myself so if your interested...you know what to do.

Any ladies need a $ecret $anta (Wonder lake) 41yr

2009-12-24T13:28:02-06:00

Looking to host here. Am living alone, generous and divorced. Looking for fun times here. What can you provide? Am 6'2 240 and clean. Have a pic to trade as well

Do you believe sexual chemistry is important in a relationship? (Chicago) 33yr

2009-12-24T12:59:53-06:00

Before you ask, no, I am not looking for a one night stand, fuck buddy, NSA, friends with benifits or a booty call. I am looking for someone that agrees that the sexual chemistry between two people dating is nearly as important as their personalities matching. I am a very sexual person and find that when two people dont match in this way, there are problems. One the other side, I am also more into a girls personality than there looks..for the most part. I just want to find someone to date and have fun goign out or staying in and get to know eachother and at the same time, know that the passion and desire will always be there. I likke trying new things in all aspects of my life.
That really is it in a nutshell, there is plenty more, but we will save that for later. 6' in good shape, brown hair, blue eyes, professional, good looking, easy going, motivated and creative.

Lets make a friends with benifits really work (Carol Stream) 32yr

2009-12-24T12:53:26-06:00

I have posted on here before and have talked to a few people, but either the chemistry wasnt there, the attraction wasnt there or they were not serious. I am very serious about this...no games, no jealousy, no nasty old man, no drama, just good clean fun between two people looking for the same thing.

I have a list of things I want to do or would do with the right person. I am an open person and just want to have a great sexual experience with someone that is cool to hang out with as well. We could make out and just play, we could go to a public place and get drunk and flirt, we could try every room in the house, we could be rough or romantic, I could come to you and give you a massage and relax you before I take you every way possible, I could do it once, I could go all night, I could come back in a week. Lets just be open and relaxed about things and have no hesitations and no expectations, except to have fun.

I can always host but would be willing to travel. I have a great choice of movies, a big bed, pool table and alcohol when you need it. You can trust me to be safe and respectful and have your interest in mind as well. i dont want to just get myself off, I want you to get off as many as possible that night.

As far as I go, I am 32, I am tall, I am in shape but not a body builder, I have pictures to prove I am normal looking and I have the size where it counts.
talk to you soon.

I need more friends =D (Elgin) 29yr

2009-12-24T12:42:18-06:00

Hey,
My facebook is facebook.com/my.name.is.shane

My profile, pic, etc is there. I'm not doing anything for X-mas eve, so let's chat!

=D

Looking for someone Unique with a great Smile (NW Burbs) 36yr

2009-12-24T12:42:05-06:00

Hi,

I am looking to meet someone new and interesting. Not looking for the typical female. Most people are unattactive and boring, that is just a fact. What I am looking for is someone that thinks for themself, doesn't follow any fads or trends, is comfortable in their own skin, is creative and outgoing, and yes in shape and attractive. I forgot to mention, drama queens and manic deppressive need not respond. I have never married because I never found a reason to legally bind myself to another human being for the rest of my life. If I ever do marry it will be because I want to, not because it's "time to settle down" or I am "at that age", or it's what society says I am suppose to do. I don't care what society "says" I am suppose to do, I follow an inner voice and expect you to do the same.
Looks are important and so is chemistry, I am hoping to meet someone and have an instant attraction. Wanting to meet someone where we feel the sparks right away. A good time for me would be meeting for some drinks, smoking some of the good stuff and then going to a comedy club. Hanging around a bookstore sipping expensive coffee and trying to come accross as intellectual is not what I would call a good time. Not interested in a one night stand, LTR only!
About me: Easy on the eyes, in shape, successful, unique, and someone most people want to be around. If your interested send me your pic and I will reply with mine. Hope to hear from you!

SANTA WANTS TO TASTE YOU on a warm beach! (North+NW---Chicago+Burbs)

2009-12-24T12:19:30-06:00

Santa wants to take you south, waaaay south, warm waters and warm sand.
Tired of the cold rain and sleet? Cum with Santa, he knows what you want!
Santa is bored with "cookies & milk" ..... he would rather taste you!
Santa doesn't care about your age, but would like you to HWP.
Hurry, Santa finishes his work tonight, he needs a warm vacation.

good looking and honest (barrington) 43yr

2009-12-24T11:54:54-06:00

looking for the same

In Shape, Good Looking, No Plans Today, Might Be Your Lucky DAY (NW BURBS) 35yr

2009-12-24T11:50:43-06:00

Hi,

I am looking to make some new friends or if there were some real immediate physical and mental attraction maybe something more. Don't worry I am not looking to jump into anything or force a relationship that isn't meant to be. About me, college educated sucessful executive, workout 5 days a week, easy on the eyes, normal guy. Due to this lousy weather, my holiday plans fell through and I am free Xmas Eve and Xmas. Here is the real deal, I am a normal guy which means I am not into any weird creepy fetishes nor attracted to BBW. I don't care if you workout or not but if you are more than 10 lbs over weight I am sorry, it's just not right for me. If your into the whips and domination or threesomes just keep looking because I think all of that stuff is literally disgusting on many many levels. If you would like to hang out with a normal guy, maybe have some drinks then write 420 in the subject line and email me your pic. Hope to hear from you!!!

MWM Seeks Female FWB On Going (waukegan,IL) 59yr

2009-12-24T10:55:03-06:00

mwm 5'11,180,dd,cut seeks female 50 + for on going FWB,cuddling, fun, kiss, hot oil sensual massages,
giving rec oral, nipple play, anal, I can host and discreet please respond with description,tel or pic.
come morning,afternoons for all day oral.

Swm looking for swf (Park ridge) 20yr

2009-12-24T10:52:47-06:00

So first I would like to start by saying I am real lol no bot here. I have posted here before and met some cool girls but not the right one just yet . I am an easy going guy, just looking for someone I don't know yet to try and connect with.

A bit about me would be proper huh? Well my name is thomas and I am currently living in park ridge. I am 6'3 dark brown hair and blue eyes. I enjoy sports most especially football. I love all the normal stuff movies, working out, food, long walks on the beach lol etc... I am mostly italian and I love my heritage and my family, I also love to cook up some good food lol. Ãƒâ€šÃ‚Â

If I sound like someone ur interested In write me back. Oh and sorry for any typos my iPhone is glitchy and for some reaon the HTML is bugged to and there's some weird lookin A's lol.

looking for something real (nw suburbs) 21yr

2009-12-24T09:23:31-06:00

hey im home on leave for about 2 weeks and looking for some fun while back home from the military, i grew up here but no one i knew did and i dont wish to go out with the same old people who never change, non-smoker d/d free, dont care if you smoke

i want something more now a days, someone for more then a day

your pic gets mine

WANTING TO MEET SOMEONE SPECIAL (naperville) 50yr

2009-12-24T07:59:41-06:00

50 year old male.Good looking 6,3" 220 lbs.Very honest,open and sincere and expect the same.Looking to meet a good woman for a long term relationship.Not a player and expect not to be played.Please send a picture.Thanks and good luck in your searches.

***** Ho Ho Ho Santa here looking for my elf today (nwb) 45yr

2009-12-24T07:14:32-06:00

ho ho ho merry christmas to all .Well today is christmas eve and been very busy all year now i am lookin for my elf to bring in christmas cheers.45 looking 35 so come on my elf get back to santa waiting!! pics moves to the front of the line. You should know also ddf santa .

PLEASE DON'T: be a sports nut, enjoy rap-rock, be fat, own a gun, etc (nw burbs) 28yr

2009-12-24T06:13:26-06:00

Good icy morning ladies! due to a barking dog that doesn't like snow plows i'm up way earlier than i should be now, but i had this silly notion to post here so here i am. so since i see a lot of detailed and overly thurough wfm postings containing lists so often i'd thought i'd present a list of my own...yes it's more on the negative side (as in turn offs) but you have to start somewhere right? anyway, please read and enjoy the following and i'll state as a disclaimer that i'm really not as much as an asshole as i may appear (i just enjoy a good rant at 5:30 in the morning)

My PLEASE DON'TS:

1. Don't be a sports nut! Girls that are sports obsessed are scary. It's not that i'd be ashamed that they would put me to shame with their sports knowledge, its that they devote so much of their time and energy to what is essentially something created to simply pass the time, ie its a game, not life and death. These trashy girls (and boys) that get belligerent and prejudice against people who like a different team just makes me fell sad for the human race. Just because your family raised you in a certain geographic area does not make you the die hard fan status any greater than the other person in the next state thinking their team is number 1. besides to you really want to be idolizing a bunch of rapists, abusers, sex addicts (go Tiger!), substance abusers etc etc.

anyway, if you enjoy sports for the fitness thrill of playing and like to get a laid back pick up game of whatever going with your friends here and there but your not a slave to the couch on a sunday...your probably my type of girl.

2. Dont be a fan of Rap-rock, rap-metal (or whatever they call it) I'm not going to delve to much into this one but if you really love this style of music then we probably wont see eye to eye on a lot of things.

3. Don't be obsessed with tattoos! I don't mind a tattoo or so here and there, but if your all about getting ink done ever weekend or go to tat conventions then your probably not the girl for me. I don't really see the appeal in it. A ink free naked female body is much more appealing than a inked up one no matter who did the work or how wonderful it may be. besides it seems a little over and done with at this point, especially when 3rd grad teachers, librarians etc have them...ie your now longer bad-ass by getting them..just being part of the crowd! (and yes big surprise i don't have any tats nor will i every have any..so don't even try to convince me.)

4. Don't be fat (preferably) Ok i now i seem like an ass here but preference goes to girls that are more height, weight proportionate (hwp for those in the know). That being said i think personality can really go a long way and i have dated a few bigger girls and didn't have much of a problem with it because we meshed pretty well mentally, but when it comes to physical attraction a slimmer girl gets me going more. And by slim i don't mean model skinny...tall ans skinny is kind of a turn off actually. i prefer petite/average/curvaceous and 5' 10" or under (my height). also since i'm being picky here i might as well mention that yes i prefer blonds (its in my Scandinavian genes)

Now i know weight isn't easy for everyone to maintain, but when i see big girls live there lifestyles (fast food, driving everywhere, office job then tv all evening, smoking, drinking, not eating right etc etc.) and then complain about there weight it just drives me crazy. Make some changes! i did and i was heading into the 200lb range. i've about 155-160 for the last few years...just so you know i'm not a big hypocrite.

5. Please Dont: Be super Christian. I don't mind if your into religion, but if your hard-core about it or impose your beliefs on me then it probably wont work out.

6. Please Dont: be into Nascar or anything else for that matter that has a white trash connotation

7. Please Dont: be all into Cars, motorsports or anything tomboyish like that. and if you love to drive you SUV for silly short trips every day and don't consider walking, biking or public transit every...then your probably not the girl for me...and thanks for being part of the problem not the solution.

PLEASE DO send me an email if my don'ts seem to appeal to you. i promise i'm not that much of an asshole and not bad looking as well. I'll tell you more about me later but now i must try try try to catch a little shut eye before the sun comes up and does it's best to melt the iceland we have out there.

Happy Christmas eve!!

so far away (nw burbs) 19yr

2009-12-24T02:31:38-06:00

long story short
need a mature woman
dont care if you are late 20s
im a U.S. Marine
stationed in california
hawaii in a month
afghanistan end of summer
no sex flings
just a relationship

send me something brief and to the point, also a pic please. put something special in the subject line.

looking for cute girl (oak park) 18yr

2009-12-24T01:17:23-06:00

always bored looking for someone to spend time with be it a relation friends or sex. I'm not the most exciting person and has weird sense of humor . Black 5'7 140 skinny. Likes coffee. Not alot of sexual experience. Reply with pics

Smoking Ironic Sarcasm (Algonquin) 25yr

2009-12-24T00:58:35-06:00

I am at that point in my life ware I really need to find someone that can "complete" (god that sounds mushy, I am not mushy I just cant think of a better way to put it) me. Someone that I can have a great relationship with while I finish college then settle down with after. I have had my fun, lots of it for years, but I am just not happy with that anymore. Bar scene? Done. Concerts every weekend? Done. Cashual dating and hookups? Done. It's buisness time people, I need a mature independant woman to call my own, yes just one.

I am 6'1 and I look like i weigh about 215lbs or so but its more than that lol, I am a big guy but I cant imagine myself looking any other way, the dreamy grey eyes help balance things I guess. I have a sarcastic sense of humor reguarding just about everything, It can be a real challenge to get me to take something seriously but trust me, I can when I need to. I am a loner, usually the chill one who spends most of his time by himself. I am huge into video games and movies and tv shows and all the usual couch potato stuff. I am a smoker but thats it, no drugs and I actually really dont like drinking, mostly because I dont really see the point in it. I am too smart for my own good and I can read just about anyone like a book so no games, I will see right through them, having a wisdom beyond my years helps too. I am always told how I am so nice and the greatest guy ever and really great in bed (sex sells) but it seems I am not too dateable. I become a "novelty", I think thats a good way to put it.

So if you are a loner oddball like me or you like guys like that hit me up, who knows what we might be missing. Pic for pic please, I am not nieve, scammers send clearly fake pics and real pople send clearly real pics, and there are alot of people on here looking to take advantage of the weak and desperate. I am not either of those thing.

LOOKING FOR A BIG GIRL (BBW) (PROSPECT HTS) 43yr

2009-12-24T00:53:34-06:00

HI I AM A 43 YEARS OLD MAN 5.5 TALL 210 LBS I AM LATIN 1 AM CUT SO I WONT GET YOU PREGNANT I AM LOOKING A BIG GIRL 25 TO 60 YEARS OLD 180 TO 250 LBS BIG ASS BIG TITS AN BIG AND HAIRY PUSSY I WILL GIVE YOU A NICE ORAL SEX IF YOU LIKE IT I LOVE TO GIVE ORAL SEX MORE THAN GIT IT NO GAMES REAL PERSONS PLEASE DDF PLEASE IF YOU ARE INTERESTED PLEASE ANSWER ME I AM 5.5 FROM DOWN THERE TO I AM A CLEAN PERSON SO I ASK FOR THE SAME I WILL HOST

Whats out there (Buffalo Grove) 19yr

2009-12-24T00:40:48-06:00

I am a 19 year old college student with nothing to do until school starts up again

i've had some really boring times since winter break started and now i am looking to meet up with somebody

i am looking for a girl, or a woman, with whom I can be myself and just enjoy laughs, spending time with the person, or whatever else you would want to do

I am not very picky i just ask to get a picture of you either in your email so that I know who I am talking to

your picture gets mine

Val

Anyone Still Up? (north burbs) 30yr

2009-12-24T00:28:57-06:00

Anyone still up and want to talk? I'm tall, athletic, attractive and a smart ass. I have AIM and Yahoo. If your staying up for a little while lets talk.

College guy looking around. (LP) 20yr

2009-12-24T00:12:56-06:00

Hey there, I am looking for a girl friend- to no avail obviously. I am 6.0 Dark hair, brown eyes, Med.Colored skin white. Ive been looking around for a gf for sometime. I am a college student i attend JJC and am working on my associates with plans for a bachelors. I am very sarcastic and would like to think i have a good sense of humor. I do like to cuddle and would like a serious relationship. I am not looking for a hookup i think they are pointless and negate the bond between a man and woman. I do like some sports, i really like badmitton and volleyball is ok. I enjoy cooking and baking. I am going for my associates in automotive so as you may be able to tell i love cars and have ambitions to own and operate my own shop one day. I go to the gym just about everyday during the week, I have some extra baggage but i am working on that everyday. I hope to be not ripped but very good physical shape soon enough. I like all sorts of music currently listening to the beatles as i am writing this. I listen to q101 and kiss and all the hooblah. I am not a big fan of country for what ever reason. there is so much to learn about me and there will be so much to learn about you too! when sending an email put ur favorite color in the subject so i can tell if ur real. you can find me on facebook,(lockport Township High Schoo- Joliet junior college) Aaron Schultz. hope to hear from you!

Ms. Right click me! (Mchenry County) 27yr

2009-12-24T00:12:34-06:00

Cliche incoming...

... This is my first time trying to use Craigslist, but what the hell.

First things first. I'm NOT looking for a f(_)ck buddy or a one night stand.

I would describe myself as a pretty normal guy 6'2" 200lbs attractive, loyal, respectful, honest, stable, responsible, clean cut, maybe a bit of an introvert. I live on my own and have a stable job. Its impossible to summarize who you are in a little box and I'd rather reveal that through talking/meeting up. I love my family and friends, and am attracted to family oriented women. I believe an initial attraction is a must. With that said I'm pretty open minded. Race/religion,thin/thick,tall/small... doesn't matter too much as long as there is an attraction. I don't use drugs and never drink alone ;)

I'm looking for woman who knows what she wants out of life, and is done figuring out 'who she is'. Being intelligent, selfless, and affectionate are all huge pluses. I also love nerdy girls. Party girls need not apply.

Tall sweet Mwm seeks communication/passion (W. Dundee) 55yr

2009-12-24T00:00:00-06:00

Tall hdsm mwm 6'4" 240lb brn seeks merely not over wt. relatively fit lady mature for sweet to focused passion when our schedules allow. Seek quality ongoing not temp fling. Am health care pro great sense humor. Best days m-f. Great potential friend and lover d/d free no drama. Love to converse and touch. Passion here gone due to wife's medical issues. Hoping to hear. thanks age not a factor maturity yes. Wish to develop communicative phone friendship/support when not together. Can swap photo to non bot.

NYE concert; are you coming with? 21yr

2009-12-23T23:58:05-06:00

going to millwaukee for NYE. Benny Bennassi is playing at the rave, and its a rave; you down? get back to me before i sell the ticket
pics trade

I need a Lady friend or may be LTR... (Crystal Lake IL) 32yr

2009-12-23T23:45:02-06:00

hello...its so cold out side...
im a nice guy from Crystal lake IL..
im fun easygoing and have nice smile~~~
i like to meet someone for friendship or LTR...
who like to chat and meet up sometime...?

27, hot n sexy. Young n hard, wild boy with all the right guitar licks - m4w (Dupage county) 27yr

2009-12-23T22:52:07-06:00

I'm a young hot guy who knows what he wants.

Looking for someone who's not just wasting time in life.

Must know how to drive or have a car, job, somekinda life lol.
Me. I have a great job, i love to live life the right way. i keep a schedule and like it that way but love to let go.
mail me back with a pic n lets chat more or yahoo me thebullgod420420

Alone for Holidays and longer (NWburbs) 50yr

2009-12-23T22:24:57-06:00

I'm looking for a lady that still likes to party. Likes Rock and Roll but will go to the symphonie. Still loves sex! Not a lot of baggage. Loves Life
I'm a good heated man, very afectionat, dont spell well, and dont worry (spell check), A contractor, handyman, Love the outdoors and sports

looking for that special one (mchenry area) 23yr

2009-12-23T20:38:34-06:00

Hi 23 swm looking for someone to go out on weekend in the summer and loves the outdoors and want to spend time with me and doing thing together doesn't mean u need to spend money so if anyone want to chat and see if anything clicks chat with me and I'm 6ft average size

Meet for a Drink Tonight? (nw suburbs) 32yr

2009-12-23T20:26:49-06:00

Just because it's cold, wet and nasty outside doesn't mean it shouldn't be a great night. There's no work for the rest of the week! I'm dying to get out and have some fun. It appears all of my friends have obligations or are doing things with their significant others. I think it would be nice to meet someone new tonight - preferably an attractive, funny, intelligent, and outgoing woman between the ages of 26 and 34. We can meet for a drink or two somewhere and see how it goes. Sound like fun?

Looking for a nice girl (Dundee) 19yr

2009-12-23T20:17:37-06:00

I'm a 19 year old college student who just got back home and I'm looking for a girl to kick it with. I'm 5'6 155 pretty average build. I'm looking for a nice girl who doesn't get caught up with all the BS. I've been raised to be a gentleman, and that's what you will get. I'm open to just about everything, and not going to lie, I'm a talker lol. I'll respond to anyone who gives me a chance. I like to be fair like that : ).

Home from college and Looking for something to do (palatine area) 20yr

2009-12-23T19:30:48-06:00

Im back home for the holidays from college, im 5'6 175. Ive never posted here before but theres a first time for everything. Im always down for good conversation so i guess just if your a legit person, thats has interesting things to talk about just write me back. I have a facebook so if you do to that be a good way to talk. 5'6 175

Searching for a positive relationship (Des Plaines) 53yr

2009-12-23T19:24:39-06:00

Good evening

I am searching for a positive relationship. Which includes working out problems, being happy on holidays and looking forward to them, share each others passions work and hobbies, feeling your part of a family vs an outsider, enjoying traveling together, going to the cabin up north, and workin on each others healthy lifestyle. helping me. would you agree to any of this?
also
Being very affectionate without me starting it, coming to grab my hand or kissing me or even touching...

Can you be this one person to brighten both of our paths this holiday? I do not want to be alone on Christmas. If your available and alone too. Lets go to a movie or to dinner or something that we both enjoy time together.

I am a non smoker, 53 years old, not average but not large either. Somewhere between. Someone told me a long time ago, that I was comfortable. So if you can let down your wall and meet me on Christmas Day..I am free until Jan 4th. Send me a picture or a discription of yourself. So write me today. I need affection as well as someone who cares. Also, no web pages, no membership sign on, no scammers and no out of the country woman. Unless you can fly in on Christmas that would be neat.... If I do not meet you, have a Merry Christmas.

John.

Nice Free Pro Massage Ladies (nw burbs) 31yr

2009-12-23T19:16:18-06:00

hey ladied bad day? week? body hrts or just bored? like a nice long relaxing pro massage done bye a cute ncie shape fun safe white male 31 in nw burbs.. i host and race age open.. ladies best 100 % massage ever... i have pics so lets chat and trade and plan.. tonight or asap would be nice.. if you like, which you will i can be your free personal massage guy.. cute to ave helps so do not be shy ladies.. nice oils and my hands caressing you!!!!

420 and chill (algonquin) 26yr

2009-12-23T18:09:16-06:00

im white 5' 8 165 down to earth looking for a 420 buddy maybe more if we click.get back to me if your looking to chat maybe hang out(420)

ok the weather really sucks!!! (elmwood park area) 22yr

2009-12-23T18:01:09-06:00

any girls around my area wanna chat on this nasty cold day. I really dont wanna go back out there so im just feelin like chillin at home chattin with a nice girl. My aim is GoodOboy010341

want to ring in the new year with a cute girl (nw burbs) 26yr

2009-12-23T17:33:24-06:00

I would like to meet someone cool that maybe possible spend new years with or just someone cool to start the new year off with.
....Im just chilling at home tonight with this weather so if ya want to chat and get to know me, send me a message.

send pic with response and in the subject put "2010" so i know ur real.

i have real pics and will send them when u reply.

Over 40? Need a $pecial friend for an ongoing relationship? (NW Burbs) 40yr

2009-12-23T17:17:12-06:00

I have posted in the past and just cannot find EXACTLY what I am looking for. I keep getting emails from woman that are married, or woman that are in their 20's, or woman that live in areas that I am not looking to go to.

So here I go again with my posting, and I ask that those who read this please do not flag it. Even if my posting is disgusting to you, based on the responses that I have received there are ALOT of woman out there that are interested in this type of thing!

I want to find a woman that is between 45-60 for a beneficial relationship. By BENEFICIAL I mean that I financially take care of you, and you SEXUALLY take care of me.

I am not looking for a woman of this age because of some sick mother son fantasy, rather I want a woman in this age bracket because you already know what money means in terms of happiness and survival.

You may have gone through a bad divorce, become a widow, recently been fired from your job, etc and you need money to survive. That is where I come into the picture....

If you become involved with we you will never again worry about your bills being paid. You will not worry that you don't have the money for food, for your car, for your cell phone, for your rent or mortgage.

You will have enough money to go back to living a life of comfort. I am not saying that you will have your own personal shopper at Nordstroms, but I will say that you will no longer have to worry if you can afford the things that you want and need.

The woman that I am looking for must be able to host.

The woman that I am looking for must be height / weight proportionate.

The woman that I am looking for must understand that she is to be my MISTRESS not my wife or girlfriend.

The woman that I am looking for must live in the NW Burbs, within 30 minutes of Barrington.

The woman that I am looking for must have no roommates, no children living at home, not have a husband or boyfriend.

The woman that I am looking for must completely understand that the only thing that she has, that I want, is her BODY. I will play with it, I will fuck it, I will lick it, I will NEVER abuse it, NEVER share it, NEVER hit it, but she must understand that if she is involved with me HER BODY is mine to have fun with.

The woman that I am looking for will completely submit to me. If I want her to suck my cock all afternoon she will. If I want my balls licked for an hour she will. When I tell her that I am on my way over the only thing she will ask me is what, if anything, she should be wearing.

In return she gets my money.

If this person that I am looking for is you then this is what I want you to do...

In your email put "YES SIR" in your heading so I know your real and then....

1) Send me a picture of you. Both face and a fully dressed picture of you standing up.

2) Tell me about you. Why this type of relationship interest you and why I should pick you.

3) Tell me the town you live in.

4) Give me your telephone number so I can voice verify that you are real.

5) Be prepared to enter into this chapter of your life, if I pick you, immediately. MEANING TODAY if you are the one that I decide to become involved with.

The choice is yours....if you want to stop having trouble with your bills then this can be the perfect "relationship" for you.

LOOKIN 4 SOMETHING! (elgin/chi) 28yr

2009-12-23T16:13:42-06:00

depressed, bored, unhappy, desperate, confused and going crazy. interested? lol....send me a pic