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am caucasian; mainly Italian, Scottish, Danish. I am a brunette with brown eyes.
am 5'7" and HWP (really).
live in the near western suburbs and work in downtown Chicago.
am politically liberal but not an extremist.
like dogs more than cats, but I do like cats as well.
like NPR, CNN, A&E, the Discovery Channel, CourtTV.
love movies; I also watch quite a few foreign and independent films.
- in terms of specific TV shows, like the Simpsons, Breaking Bad, the Big Bang Theory, NOVA, Forensic Files, Monk, Scrubs, the Daily Show, etc.
like to read - not magazines - but books and short stories.
am well-educated with a Master's degree from an excellent school and program.
like to travel and see new places and people. I have been to Canada, the Carribean, Mexico, China, etc.
love many types of food; Italian, French, Chinese, Mexican, Indian, Korean, etc. I enjoy a lot of spicy foods; more so than sweets.
would rather get a thoughtful trinket or quality time than, say, flowers although all kind gestures deserve appreciation of course. :)
like most music from rock to pop to reggae with the notable exceptions of most rap and country.
am not a good dancer right now, but I would like to learn more and enjoy dancing.
can't really sing well or play any instrument well although I have tried violin and guitar in the past.
believe I am a "sensible" lover; meaning I am romantic and affectionate but don't confuse passion with love.
ideally would like a long-term, committed relationship. I don't need to get married again, but I'm not enthusiastic over the fwb/nsa situation.
don't do drugs. I drink very rarely (last time about 3 years ago). Unless it has been prescribed for you I am not really 420 friendly.
won't go on a date with you unless you are actually single (no separated men for example).
enjoy going to museums, concerts, festivals, etc. I know how to fish. I don't know anything about hunting and don't really want to handle a gun.
like to play tennis, racquetball, swim (occasionally), hike, camp, bike, etc. I don't really watch sports much on TV. I'm not much of a baseball or football fan.
am not perfect but I do a pretty good job of taking care of myself in terms of eating healthy foods and working out (I go to a Bally's).
don't discriminate based on race, religion, etc. I am hoping to hear from men around my own age, but I'm not putting a specific range here either.
honestly do not care whether you are taller or shorter.
realize that this can be a cold, lonely, and depressing time of year for a lot of people; I feel that way too sometimes. It would be great to have another person's company sometimes.
am also happy to talk on the phone, and I also text.
know that a quality relationship takes effort, honesty, and kindness on both sides; I believe that it is worth it when you find someone worthy.
If any of this speaks to you please contact me. Put "armadillo" in the subject line so I know you're not a bot. Ask me whatever you'd like to know. Please tell me a bit about yourself. I can send you a picture if you can send me one as well. I'm not posting a photo here as too many people have had their photos taken for nefarious purposes.
tall (5'9ish)
average i guess i wear a size 8 (depending on brand)
blonde/brown hair
blue eyes with a hint of grey and a brown dot at the top
dog lover, only those bigs ones too i cant stand the yappy ones
lives at home with mum and dad
not british (get asked that often)
cute...
car owner woot! in debt too!
edumacated (spelled wrong for shits and giggles)
enjoys sports such as but not limited to boxing, snowboarding, swimming,
well if you dont mind me now blah blah blah list of really unrealistic wants!
what you should be -
- man
- uh like 6ft tall (im assuming i wont wear heels around you if do ill be taller unless you are 6'2)
- enjoys easy going days and just a get your ass here im bored lets be bored together moment
- kid free, d/d free, wife free, serious problems with life free <-- MUST
- car (never know when i may lose mine im a woman so i suck at driving duh, j/k)
- no black out drunks! at least not around me, sounds fair.
- NO POT OR SMOKING OR DRUGS <-- thats caps soooo very important no no no (though i dont mind someone that enjoys a cigar once or twice a month)
- no penis pics (mkays?? well at least not just yet)
- ohhhhh 24-28 i dunno gonna be picky...
- not fat? is that like fair? i mean theres the no fat chicks saying so how about no fat dudes? or just be active
- texting or email fiend
Some things about me: 25, professional job, college graduate. I’m not like ‘crazy- lets get drunk all the time’ fun, but ‘hey, that looks interesting, lets check it out’ fun. I smoke… only cigarettes, but am trying to quit. I’m 5’3”, curvy, and yeah, I have a great rack. Red- brownish hair and awesome blue eyes. I’m independent, I’m social, I’m stubborn, I’m motivated- just plain great. Period. I live in a far west suburb, and work in a west (not ‘far’) suburb.
We both aren’t looking for marriage yet, we both have no kids, and we both haven’t been married. You are mature when it comes to dating, and you expect that from me also. Generally, you aren’t looking for anything way serious, yet, if that happens somehow, you are ready for it.
So there is some stuff about you… and some stuff about me. Hopefully you’ve made a decision about sending an email. Don’t forget to attach a picture (you more than likely won’t get a response back from me without one) cus honestly, that’s where attraction begins (the physical aspect).
About you: over 6'0 (the taller the better, really), educated, funny, 23-34, motivated, and adventurous. The rest can fall into place as far as I'm concerned! Like most guys out there, I like what I like. Can't blame me for that. I just really love taller men...we all have our thing! Although I've primarily dated 6'5 or taller blue eyed guys, I know I need to be more open to what's out there!
I enjoy getting out, attending sporting events, tailgating (especially White Sox or Bears games) and I'm very comfortable meeting new people. I do not need to be the center of attention although I appreciate a man who can flirt in person and hold witty conversation about something other than what he would do to me if I gave him the chance (ha, ha). You men are getting pretty bold with the text messages! I love kissing "the right" guy and find bad kisses a deal breaker.
I'd prefer to meet someonewho is a NON smoker and over 28 but under 45, who's missing that girl in his life.
I'm a single, happy, outgoing, fun, independent woman. I'm old enough to know better yet young enough to have fun. Live in the western burbs. I have deep brown eyes and light brown hair. I'm 5'6", curvy, and have fantastic legs. I'm kind of a girly girl… love to wear skirts & heels. Some of my favorite things are spending time in the sun (golfing, biking, the pool, the beach, etc), going out for nice dinners, getting manicures & pedicures, seeing movies, spending time with my family and traveling. I am very open and honest about most everything and do not consider any topic off limits.
A little about me: I'm not your ideal skinny girl for sure, but apparently I'm not suitable for bbw fetishes either. Just average. Oh, but I have nice big boobs. Light brown hair, blue/green eyes, 5'7". I carry myself with confidence and strength (well, at least when I'm not meeting a guy for the first time.) I'm pretty direct, so people are surprised sometimes if they don't expect it. I'm in professional school, so I'm rather busy and can't keep up with anyone very needy right now. I would love it if you have a job or school you're busy with too (but can make some time for being together.) Hotwords: traveling, outdoors, cooking, science, animals, bikes, tennis, anime, reading, writing, inventing.
I am a very laid back person, I am always honest. I'm a very open person and I trust people until they give me a reason not to. I can be a smart ass and goofy at times and I am almost always sarcastic. I love to smile and laugh, and try new things.
I am looking for a man that is between the ages of 20-26, with a job, a car, is athletic and tall, honest, caring, romantic, and cute :) I'm not picky but I do have standards and I am not willing to settle for anything less then what I deserve, I've settled for less and just got hurt in the end.
I really like driven people, people who know what they want and strive to get it. I don't like the typical everyday statistical person. I like unique people, who are not afraid to be different.
Please no responses for sex, or to be friends, or to tell me I look good with no hair and that I’m brave. Please add a picture if yourself if you reply.
So if I havent lost you yet. If you want to get to know someone, have someone to museams with, enjoy good concerts with, laugh with....and yes, even enjoy sex with let me know. I'm dont want one night stands...no friends w/benifits. I would like a long term reln but not necessarily marriage. I enjoy romance, walking ont he lake, hugs, museams, concerts...and good conversation.
I am a bigger gurl. I've recently lost 45 lbs and I have about 30 more to lose (bad news). My body is not that bad, but I have semi-long hair and a cute face (or so I have been told).
I have had my own little mid-life crisis and I am trying to figure out how to handle it (in terms of work). I am working, but it is not my permanent career. The good news here, I wont be asking for your money. I am straight in terms of that.
I am a very sexual person with a very high sex drive! No bad news here!
I enjoy getting out, attending sporting events, tailgating (especially White Sox or Bears games) and I'm very comfortable meeting new people. I do not need to be the center of attention although I appreciate a man who can flirt in person and hold witty conversation about something other than what he would do to me if I gave him the chance (ha, ha). You men are getting pretty bold with the text messages! I love kissing "the right" guy and find bad kisses a deal breaker.
I'd prefer to meet someonewho is a NON smoker and over 28 but under 45, who's missing that girl in his life.
I'm a single, happy, outgoing, fun, independent woman. I'm old enough to know better yet young enough to have fun. Live in the western burbs. I have deep brown eyes and light brown hair. I'm 5'6", curvy, and have fantastic legs. I'm kind of a girly girl… love to wear skirts & heels. Some of my favorite things are spending time in the sun (golfing, biking, the pool, the beach, etc), going out for nice dinners, getting manicures & pedicures, seeing movies, spending time with my family and traveling. I am very open and honest about most everything and do not consider any topic off limits.
So if you are still reading.. If you want to get to know someone, have someone to museams with, enjoy good concerts with, laugh with....and yes, even enjoy sex with let me know. I'm not interested in one night stands...no FWBs. I would like a long term relationship but not necessarily marriage. I enjoy romance, walking ont he lake, hugs, museams, concerts...and good conversation.
I am a bigger gurl. I've recently lost 20 lbs and I have about 25 more to lose (bad news). My body is not that bad, but I have semi-long hair and a cute face (or so I have been told).
I have had my mid-life crisis and I am trying to figure out what to do next (in terms of my career). I am working, but it is not my permanent career. The good news here, I wont be asking for your money. I am straight in terms of that.
I am a very sexual person with a very high sex drive! No bad news here!
I wish I didnt need to post this ad. I dreamed of meeting you in a obvious place like the pet store or at a party but I am weary of wishing and attempting to play my self lol. so anywho I want to find a gentleman who doesn't frequent here for fun. Really just an individual who is also waiting to meet some one with long term potential and just decided to look here....
So I am friendly, easy to be with and very dependable. I am five foot five, a bigger sized gurl but i know i am still attractive
black hair and bluish eyes. I am the most loyal friend you'll ever have. I am a phenomenal listener, reliable, with a tad bit of funny sarcasm. I am a big time music lover and live for 90's music and lite rock from today. I also love catching a show all sorts of stuff from horror to chick flicks. Don't leave yet lol..I've got lots of girlfriends to go with me to the girly ones lol. What else might you wanna know? I am generally the one who is attempting to ensure that everyone else is enjoying themselves. I really live for making other people laugh. I've been working a ton on myself this last few years and now I'm much happier.
what it is I am looking for in a man? So I thought up a really long list ... only joking lol! So for real I am hoping to find a an individual, thats doesnt wanna sleep with anything walking, dependable, reliable, and a man that has a job must be would be fantastic. Also he needs to be understanding of my happier way of living and support me to continue and to do exciting stuff. If you like racing or baseball that would be a big time plus too.
almost forgot I recently moved back to Oglesby after a year of living in Colorado maybe you could to show me whats exciting since ive been gone!
Personality: I'm outgoing, funny (well people laugh - so take that however you want to....), I have a good job, I'm honest and loyal, I'm a full time night student finishing my degree, have one child, divorced for many years, kinda opinionated on certain issues and very open minded on others, come from a large family, sane, well adjusted, a little crazy (in the fun, non-pharmaceutical way) and I enjoy a variety of hobbies. I am a very affectionate person and am hoping to find a relationship that has the ability for long term potential.
Physically: Well you've seen the pic I attached (faceless, I know - but allow me some dignity). If you're still reading, you realize that women with curves are better than pretzel stick chicks, so clearly your smarter than average on that item. I have blonde hair, eyes of blue, I'm close to 5'8", skin that refuses to tan and I'm 100% healthy. I drink socially, I don't smoke and I've never used drugs.
Now here is the fun part, this is about the man I seek:
Personality: He is funny, honest and doesn't cheat. I like a guy who is VERY affectionate, employed, has a working vehicle. I don't mind shy guys but not shy to the point that you are going to be uncomfortable in social situations. Guys that drink are fine - guys that drink daily are not. Smoking is okay, but I'd rather you didn't. No drugs, HEALTHY, drama free, SINGLE OR DIVORCED please, (that means not married, not dating someone, not separated, not living with someone and not "almost" divorced). And no drama kings, ok? Trust me, they are out there!!!
Physically: Typically I prefer guys taller than myself, D/D free, skinny is fine, average is fine, muscular is fine, normal, chubby..........all fine. I do not date obese men. I did in the past (one guy, he was a total sweetheart) but his diabetes, lack of energy and overall problems were too much. So be healthy, k? I prefer to date my own race (I'm NOT RACIST, but it's just who I prefer to date). Funny/romantic/sweet beats out hunky "I work out 6 hours a day" types. Make me laugh and you'll have one foot in the door.
Are you 48-58, slim/athletic, Divorced/Single, Caucasian, 5'9" - 6', slim or athletic build HWP (i.e., physically fit), who is financially stable, healthy, a professional, who is romantic, and has a sense of humor? Send me a current photo and tell me about yourself. If you do not have a current photo, tell me what year the photo was taken. I will send you a current photo.
Anyhow, this turned out to be more of a rant that I first intended. My apologies.
In the words of the great philosopher, Quagmire: "You could whore yourself off to 50 fat chicks for 1000 dollars...Fat chicks need love too, they just gotta pay for it."
im 28, mixed but more black than anything else, fit (like 125 lbs), kinda short, sarcastic and cute. i'm looking for a decent guy---honest TRUELY hardworking intelligent, likes movies and romantic drives MUST know Jesus Please EXCEPTIONS----independant and funny! yeah i like that too!
So if I havent lost you yet. If you want to get to know someone, have someone to plays with, enjoy good concerts with, laugh with....and yes, even enjoy sex with let me know. I'm not interested in one night stands...no friends w/benifits. I would like a long term relationship but not necessarily marriage. I enjoy romance, walking ont he lake, hugs, plays, concerts...and good conversation.
I am a bigger gurl. I've recently lost 30 lbs and I have about 50 more to lose (bad news). My body is not that bad, but I have semi-long hair and a beautiful face (or so I have been told).
I have had my version of a mid-life crisis and I am trying to figure out what to do next (in terms of my career). I am working, but it is not my permanent career. The good news here, I wont be asking for your money. I am straight in terms of that.
I am a very sexual person with a very high sex drive! No bad news here!
I'm looking for a guy in his late 20s or early 30s who is career-minded and is responsible but can still appreciate the silly things in life. I want deep conversations, fun adventures in the grocery store, slow Sunday mornings cause we spent way too long lounging around and laughing and making fun of each other. You can't do much about what happens to you in this life but you can control how you choose to view it. Being positive is a great quality that I look for in someone else. I appreciate being able to have meaningful and serious conversations but I also appreciate the occasional tickle-fight, call me crazy! I'm looking for some balance here!
there's a lot more I could go into.. but I'll save it for later. We have to have something to chat about over coffee:)
I am a bigger gurl. I've recently lost 30 lbs and I have about 35 more to lose (bad news). My body is not that bad, but I have semi-long hair and a cute face (or so I have been told).
I have had my mid-life crisis and I am trying to figure out my next moves (in terms of my career). I am working, but it is not my permanent career. The good news here, I wont be asking for your money. I am straight in terms of that.
I am a very sexual person with a very high sex drive! No bad news here!
So if you are still reading.. If you want to get to know someone, have someone to museams with, enjoy good concerts with, laugh with....and yes, even enjoy sex with let me know. I'm not interested in one night stands...no friends w/benifits. I would like a long term relationship but not necessarily marriage. I enjoy romance, holding hands, hugs, plays, concerts...and good conversation.
i'm hoping you are on the tall side, educated, have a job or are not working due to the economy and not laziness, acknowledge that you have emotions and feel them on occasion, know how to have fun and laugh at yourself, and have a good relationship with your family.
I'm looking for something that goes beyond a one night stand. I want someone to help keep me company, show me a little love, and help me enjoy myself. I'm a very open person and not super worried about looks. They are important, but a good personality is number one in my book.
So a little about me: I love to cook, read, go to school (yes, surprise surprise), be outside, cuddle with my hairless cats (I know, I know, they sound a little creepy. Trust me, they're not like any other cat you've ever seen), be with friends, oh and did I mention cooking?
I'm looking for someone who is taller than me (I'm barely 5'6), preferably white with dark hair and dark eyes. I tend to like guys who are a little thinner to a medium build, but I'm not that picky. Weight isn't a huge issue for me. I'd enjoy someone who can carry on a converstaion and who enjoys going out, but also wouldn't mind staying in and letting me cook for them and just cuddling on the couch with a movie.
I am a bigger gurl. I've recently lost 30 lbs and I have about 50 more to lose (bad news). My body is not that bad, but I have semi-long hair and a beautiful face (or so I have been told).
I have had my mid-life crisis and I am trying to figure out my next steps (in terms of my career). I am working, but it is not my permanent career. The good news here, I wont be asking for your money. I am straight in terms of that.
I am a very sexual person with a very high sex drive! No bad news here!
About me: I’m 36, live in Aurora, tall, attractive, slender build. Divorced, no kids (and no plans on having any in the future), have a cat (but love dogs as well). I consider myself pretty simple.
My wardrobe doesn’t consist of flashy, expensive, name brand clothes. I’m definitely not a high maintenance girl, and would rather wear jeans and sweater out then a dress. The only thing I do though regularly is get my nails done. But you gotta love that! ;-)
On a weekend you might find me at a local pub watching a game, or just relaxing with the other regulars. Would love you to join me! The nights of going out to a 4 am bar are over. I tend to stick to the same places because I actually enjoy the people that go there – not so I can pick anyone up.
There are a couple things about me that have been difficult for people to deal with that I date. 1...I don’t have a car. I lived in the city up until this past summer, so I didn’t have a need for one. So it would be awesome if you live in Aurora or very close because I can’t just get in the car and come see you whenever. 2.…I’m temporarily staying with my mom. I am staying through the winter, but definitely plan on getting my own place in the spring. She needs help with the shoveling, and isn’t in the healthiest, so she needed someone here for a while.
You: Kind of a geek/nerd, but don’t try to be a “know it all”. Laidback, and don’t get worked up over stupid things. You don’t have a bad temper and don’t start fights in bars. You like cats (or at least don’t mind them). Maybe you’re also the romantic type and don’t mind holding hands in public or giving someone a kiss when you’re saying goodbye on the street.
You are ready for a serious relationship and are done hooking up with every pretty girl you see in a bar.
Hopefully you’re on the taller side, as when I wear boots in the winter I can be about 6 ft tall.
You love to laugh, and make people laugh. Do you randomly find yourself saying “now that would be a good standup routine”? I find myself doing that all the time.
You have TIME to date and aren’t so busy with work 7 days a week that you have to pencil me in a week before.
If you think any of this sounds good, or I’ve piqued your interest just enough to want to find out more, than I’d love to hear from you. I do have a pic to trade…please send one and I will in return.
So I know you actually read this entire email….please make reference to the 2 negative things about dating me that I listed above.
I'm 23, mixed races black and puerto rican got a nice body. PLEASE READ CAREFULLY: Im looking for someone NEAR my age range! Not somebody thats 53 and has five kids. I'm not looking for perfection just dont be a complete jerk. Really tho Im not conceited at all I play around a LOT and I'm real silly once i get comfortable wit u.
I am 42 (looking for someone over 40), divorced for 5 years. I do not have any children but welcome them in a relationship if you do. I love kids, God just didn't bless me with any of my own. I own a small business in the Western suburbs which does require a lot of my time, but I also have time for someone special in my life. As I work, I also expect you to. That may sound severe, but I work very hard for everything I have and I'm looking for someone to support my dreams and desires as I would do with them. I too would like you to have your own career that you enjoy. I would love to find someone you enjoys the simple things in life with someone special to share them with.
I'm looking to be in a long term relationship eventually and would like to find that special someone. I'm not on here to find a one night stand so please do not email me if that is what you are looking for.
I love pets and have 2 dogs myself. I would like someone to be as kind to me as they are to their mother and strangers. I don't want someone to be fake with me, I would like to find someone who can just be themself and everything else will flow fine when the attraction is there.
When or if you respond to my post, please provide me as much information about you and what you are looking for as well. If you have a picture that would be wonderful, and I can share mine with you as well.
I am 21 also but have a good 10 months till I turn 22. It will be my golden birthday which I really dont see the big deal but I keep getting that pointed out to me by some people.
I love music so much and pretty much any kind of music. I love rock,country some rap and pretty much any other category of music to. I cant help but sing along to great music not that I am any good at it.
My hoobies include my attempt at playing guitar, which I just started to do a few months back. I have 3 guitars already and I dont even know how to play well. I can play parts of songs like Iron man (Ozzy), Everlong (Foo Fighters), Welcome Home (Coheed & Cambria), Ring of fire (Johnny Cash) to name a few. I also enjoy playing sports, fixing cars, watching movies, going to concerts, and just hanging out relaxing.
I have kinda wanted to date an emo girl also just cause they have something different about them that I kinda find attractive.
I am somewhat of a country boy and do enjoy living in the farm fields. We get away with so much more out here!
I am going to school to spray stuff with a hose. Yes I want to be a fireman. I love a job where I can break stuff and curse without getting in trouble.
I have a full time job, go to school full time, plow snow when it does snow enough, and I am a volunteer fireman. I know it sounds busy but I have plenty of time for fun and other stuff.
I have a huge family and love them very much. Even though with my immediate family we are quite harsh with each other it is that love hate kind of thing between all us kids. I have 3 brothers and 3 sisters, so its a crowd.
I do have massive road rage when people drive like morons but the good music I always have playing in my car helps calm me down.
All my friends and I are at the fun point in life where we always talk about our highschool days and how we want to go back and we are always talking about the good ole football team.
I love the girl that isnt trying to get the spotlight all the time. So the ripped jeans hoodie and flip flops is a great look in my opinion.
I am not the Hollister wardrobe guy, I am the guy who wheres shorts as often as I can, t-shirts from Kohls, and ripped and holy jeans.
I have always wanted to go on those win a million dollar shows because I think I am smarter than half the people that are on those shows anyways.
I am tattooed also, I have 2 and want to get more, I draw all of my own tattoos and they have meaning to me that some people just dont understand. My mom is one of those your ruining your temple people but doesnt give me to hard a time about it. She always says I have enough scars from being accident prone as a kid and I dont need to put more on me.
I am a procrastinator when it comes to Christmas, I had my moms party on Friday and bought the presents for everyone when I got off of work and was on my way to my sisters house.
I can and will talk about anything under the sun and try to seem like I know about the subject.
I am one of those closet romantics that no one but my girlfriend would know. I just look like I am whipped as all my friends and family say.
Well I hope you like my reply. Maybe we can get together and go to starbucks and People watch!
In the pic I was going to a hillbilly party at my sisters house, and I am the guy in the middle in the group picture up in Alaska this summer.
I will send the pictures if you reply. I dont want them posted up here so much. Just put Fall out boy in the title so I know it is you.
I am nowhere near perfect ,
I live by quotes that explain exactly what I am going through . . .
I Dont have best friends Just enemies
I have drama & memories and thats life,
Live It , Love It , Learn From It.¢¾
I¡¯d like to eventually settle down with someone that I can look to as a best friend and that I can laugh with. I enjoy traveling,music, and dining out in the city. I am playful and fun and have a lot to offer the right man. I believe that the best relationships are based on friendship. I am genuine, kind and compassionate and I am looking for the same in a man.
My ideal match is the kind of guy that isn¡¯t afraid of being himself. He knows what he wants and goes for it. He is confident, not cocky. He is a person of good character, high morals and loyal. He is thoughtful, considerate and knows how to treat a lady. Last but not least, my ideal man is attractive with a good sense of humor
posted before and some guys say im being too picky. :( but...
plz be 20-25yrs old
have a car
have a job
ready for an experiance (nothing sexual)
I'm looking for a guy who understands that the best relationships start with a friendship. I'd like to find a long-term relationship, but I'm not looking to jump into one right away. I'm also not looking to just hook up with someone so if that's your thing, please don't waste my time. My ideal guy is honest, intelligent, funny and someone who can keep me on my toes. I find that I'm generally attracted to white guys...just a personal preference. I'm not interested in guys who smoke or do drugs...it's just not my thing. Please between the ages of 28-40.