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Table Read: April 6th, 12:00 PM
Rehearsal: April 4th, 6:00 PM
Must be available for both dates.

Auditions: March 27th 6pm. Email headshot/resume for consideration and audition location.

Synopsis: A broken promise of putting back cracker-white granny's dentures before she's buried has hillbilly Destiny and her dumpster diving daughter, Bitsy, discovering granny's remains have been dug up and sold to a secret society which takes them on a wild adventure in a stolen semi to Yale University, only to learn DNA connects family, but whether educated or not, we are all just “Boneheads” in the end.

CHARACTER BREAKDOWNS:

PLEASE NOTE: THERE ARE VERY SENSITIVE TOPICS AND LANGUAGE IN THE SCRIPT, WHICH IS ACCURATE TO THE CHARACTERS BUT MATERIAL WILL BE HANDLED DELICATELY.

Stage Directions, any age or ethnicity

Marla, 40's, Female, Caucasian, pregnant, tattoo artist

Destiny Wright, 25, Female, Caucasian, ignorant and hard up young mom

Dearrick, 21, Male, Caucasian, still pubescent and lost

Hastings, 40, Caucasian, Marla’s husband, stout- read for Dearrick

Granny Lurane Wright, 41, Female, marijuana smokin’ hellfire mother of Destiny

Bitsy, 8, Female, Caucasian, unhinged and foul mouthed

Dorina, 24, Female, African American, inquisitive, Yale student

Prescott, 22, Male, Caucasian, very arrogant, delusional Yale student

Wanda, 50’s, Female, African American, nurturing, Dorina’s mother

Antony, 23, Male, African-American, funeral director, gay

Professor Slick, 60's, Male, Caucasian, Yale professor with a bit of creepiness
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