I will write you a sonnet
for any occasion of your choice
you need not put a finer point on it
just command me with your voice
or a text, an email, just so I know it
don't you know someone who would love one?
for five dollars, you'll have your very own poet
I'll get it back to you before tomorrow has begun
just send me a description or subject
anything else I ought to know
with a million English words to connect
I'm sure I'll find which way to go
I can guarantee you an absolute heater
just don't expect it to be in any meter