Hello!
While the left side of this toaster no longer works, the both slots on the right side still works. Would you like it?
Who: Tim the Toaster
What: Tim needs a new home
Where: Tim lives between Pilsen and Chinatown in the city of Chicago
When: sooner rather than later, please
How: you pick up Tim as I don't have a car to bring him to you.
Why: Tim may only have two slots left but he is far too good for the trash.
Fine Print: No delivery, you have to come pick up Tim the Toaster. The first person who responds gets 24 hours to pick him up. If not, I go to the second person who responds who gets 24 hours to pick him up etc etc.
Thank you for reading,
Patrick