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$2,024,000 / 2br - 2024ft2 - Hidden Oak Park Gem (Oak Park)

scoville, Oak Park, IL 60302

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Like nothing you've ever seen- this home has everything and more.
You'll see from the photos that we boast a denim-safe in-home washer, EASILY accessible trash disposal, fresh produce and deli on-site, excellent plumbing, pet-friendly services, and safe environments for children. There is also close-range parking, free feminine products, AND complimentary air fresheners for bathrooms (we chose sardines.)
We are as inclusive as possible, so we have germs of all shapes and sizes- because everything deserves a fair chance here. You'll notice the variance in bathroom style and quality- this was purposeful. The bathrooms reflect the quality of bathrooms throughout history, clearly explaining why a majority of them are one moment away from crumbling in upon themselves. We strive to be one with nature. We've connected with bugs and rodents that live throughout the structure. Unlike other homes, we provide daily food service if you're up for lunch at 10:46 am. This home is also a tourist attraction, which drives around 3,000+ people daily, however, they're only mildly destructive, so you'll be all right as long as you take cover and run.
Please contact me- MR. DIABLO KLUMP for more information. I'm an award holder for my 20+ years in the realtor business, and you know what they say- Klumps Never Quit! Access my number at show contact info for more information.

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