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*FOR SALE* Pre-Lit Artificial Christmas Tree - $60 (Schaumburg)
condition:
like new
make / manufacturer:
n/a
model name / number:
n/a
size / dimensions:
30"L x 30"W x 72"H
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John Claus finishd his toys and wet on the platform to go up to the roof of the building where he left his sleigh and normal people close because he was in his workshop santa suit. John Claus got on his sleig and said "its time for me to live up to my family name and face full life christmas" so he had to go.
John Claus ramped off the workshop and did a backflip and landed. He kept driving down the road and made sure there was no reindeer around because he ddint have weapon.
The contrysides were nice and the evergreens were singing and the birds and the sun was almost down from the top of the sky. the mood was set for John Claus quest to help his brother where he was. John Claus looked around the countrysides and said "its a good day to do what has to be done by me and help my brother to defeat the enemys".
John Claus was late so he had to drive really fast. A elf car was hiden near by so when John Claus went by the elfs came and wanted to give him a lump of coal. Here John Claus saw the first monster because the elf was posessed and had headcrabs.
"I cant give you my lisense officer" John Claus said
"Why not?" said the headcrab oficer back to Jon Claus.
"Because you are headcrab zombie" so John Claus shot the oficer in the head and drove off thinking "my brother is in trouble there" and went faster.
John Claus had to go faster like the speed of sound and got there fast because Santa needed him where he was. John Claus looked at road signs and saw "Winterhold" with someons writing under it saying "u shudnt deliver here" so John Claus almost turned around but heard hohoing like Santa so he went faster again.
John Claus drove in and did another flip n jumped off his sleigh and the sleigh took out some headcrab zombies infront of John Claus. John Claus smiled and walked fast. John Claus then looked on the ground and found wepon so he pickd it up and fired fast at zombie goasts in front of a house.
John Claus said "Zombie goasts you hav been bad for christmas" and the zombie goasts said "but this is a parody" and John Clause felt sorry for them becaus they were stuck in a bad parody because they were zombie goasts so he blew up the house and killed the zombie goasts so they were at piece.
Then John Claus herd another hoh from his brother so he kept walking really faster to get where he was. Winterholdem was nothing like the countrysides there was no birds singing and the evergreens were dead and teh dirt was messy and bloody from headcrabs.
When John Claus got to where the hoing was started from he found his brother Santa Claus fightin the final bosss and Santa said "John Claus! Over here!" so John Claus went there to where Sanata Claus was fighting. John Claus fired his bullet from teh gun really fast and the bullets went and shot the final boss in the eyes and the final boss couldnt see.
Santa Claus said "its time to end this ones and for all!" and punched the final boss in the face and the final boss fell. John Claus said "thanks i could help, bro" and Santa Claus said "you should come here earlier next time" and they laughed.
The laughed overed quickly though because John Claus yelled "LOOK OUT BRO!" and pointed up to the top of the sky. Santa Claus looked up and said "NOO! John Claus run out of here fast as you can!" and John Claus walked real fast out.
John Claus loked back and saw Santa get steppd on by the next boss and he was mad and angry.
"I'll get you back evil boss!" John Claus yelled at the top of lungs.
Ornaments and tree skirt included.
Pickup from the Schaumburg area, or I can drop it off if you are reasonably close.