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Tidy-Up Cleaning & Organization Services by Nikki (South Eastern WI and North Eastern IL (+/- 30 miles))

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Is your living space ๐Ÿค”:
Lacking a females touch?
In need of a meticulous scrub down?
In general disarray?
Remnant of a frat house on a Sunday morning?
Surface level gross?

Are you:
Livin that exciting bachelor life? ๐Ÿฅณ
Busy?
Hungover?
Stoned?
Tired?
Depressed?
Allergic to chores?
A procrastinator?
Plain olโ€™ unmotivated?

If you answered yes to ANY of the above then Iโ€™m YOUR girl! I offer a no frills, no bullsh%t, straight up good olโ€™ fashioned tidy up service!

Services include:
Dishes ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ
Bathrooms ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ
Laundry (in residence only) ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ
Carpet (no washing) ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ
Top to bottom (baseboard to ceiling)๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ
General Organization ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ
Bedroom ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ
Targeted projects (fridges, basements, closets, etc) ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ

$ is 100% negotiable and (depending on service) can either be hourly or project based, but ALL services start at $50. Worth everyyyyy penny!

๐ŸŽถ I would do anything for CLEANโ€ฆbut I. Wonโ€™t. Do. THAT! ๐ŸŽถ:
Excessively gross ๐Ÿคฎ
Carpet or upholstery washing ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿฝ
Pet mess clean up ๐Ÿšซ
Dead rodent removal ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ
Critter infested dwellings ๐Ÿคข
Excessive soilings ๐Ÿ™Š
Molded up ANYTHING (removal, work around, presence, etc.). ๐Ÿ›‘

Call the expensive and dedicated professionals for the previ as Iโ€™m not the one. Nope. Nah. No thank youuuu.

Payments accepted:
ALL app based transfers
Cold hard cash
Credit
No coins in baggies, checks, substances, or goods.

Last minute services are avl at a minimal extra charge (like $20)! Ex: itโ€™s 3pm on Saturday, your date will be over at 8pm, and your bathroom resembles an abandoned truck stopsโ€™. **Please keep in mind: I cannot turn trap into treasure in an hourโ€ฆ.** ๐Ÿฆธ๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ

Misc:
Im a fun, decently attractive, vibrant, educated, street smart, and OCD afflicted female. Im NOT naive. If you creep me out, appear to be sus, or I feel youโ€™re up to no good, I WILL decline and will post my opinion of you publicly on all social media sitesโ€ฆ..tagging members of your immediate family as well. Jokingโ€ฆ.
Maybe. ๐Ÿค—
As much as I love Dateline my goal is to be someone they interview and not feature.

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