FOR SALE Weight Bench - $30 (Schaumburg)

condition: good

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size / dimensions: 44"L x 12"W x 17"H

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My name is Tom, and I can benchpress every single one of you. All of you are puny, undisciplined weaklings who spend every second of their day browsing Craigslist instead of maxing their gains. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever pumped any iron? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than making new year's resolutions and not keeping them. Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I can bench 300 pounds, and I can deadlift 800 pounds. Every day I do a triple backflip into my lamborgatti and go to the gym. I also don't skip leg days, and have a muscle mommy girlfriend (She just spotted me; it was SO cash). You are all weaklings who should just respond to this ad. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It’s me and my bench

Height adjustable with pins (pictured). 17" bench height, 40" bar height.

Pickup from the Schaumburg area, or I can drop it off if you are reasonably close.

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posted: 2025-11-13 21:21

updated: 2026-02-01 11:27

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*FOR SALE* Weight Bench - $30 (Schaumburg)

FOR SALE Weight Bench - $30 (Schaumburg)