You clicked on this because you already know it's the best. Alcohol-free. Non-flaking gel. Made with panax ginseng root extract, quillaja saponaria bark extract, and even more exotic things you've never heard of outside of National Geographic when it does some special when visiting a remote region with indigenous people who don't wear any clothes. And then the National Geographic announcer in that calm voice tells you about how the 94-year-old grandmother in the rainforest harvests quillaja saponaria bark extract every morning for the "rich people in USA" so that we can put it in our hair with this special gel.
It's still available! Let me know what day and time you would like to stop by.