🚨 The HOLY GRAIL of CHINA SETS – SERVICE FOR 12 – ACHIEVE PEAK HUMAN ACCOMPLISHMENT 🚨
Alright....Strap in, ladies and gents. Shits about to get real.
This isn’t just a china set. This is the Michelangelo’s David of Dinnerware. The Apollo 11 of soup service.
Those dorks on Antiques Roadshow will literally shit themselves when they see this.
“Where were you,” they’ll ask, “when that Craigslist china set dropped online?”
Don’t be the guy who says, “I...I...choked.”
We all hate that guy.
Do people want china anymore?
Hell No
Are people's priorities completely out of whack these days?
Uhhh YES!
Be better than that!
This set doesn’t just hold food — it holds power.
You put a frozen pizza on these plates and suddenly you’re hosting a high class function.
You eat cereal out of these bowls and you're stone cold munchin'! (See what I did there?)
Let’s talk possibilities, Shall we?
Host Thanksgiving like Martha
Intimidate your snooty in-laws
Equip your theater troupe with awesome props
Supply your chaotic step-brother’s plate-juggling dreams
Seat all twelve of your cats like the Gods they are
You need a gift because your niece got knocked up? We got you!
What you’re getting
12 OF EVERYTHING. Not 11. Not “missing a few somehow.” TWELVE.
The Dirty Dozen of Fine Dining.
COMPLETE MEALTIME DOMINANCE.
Dinner plates (10")
Salad plates (8")
Small plates (7")
Soup bowls (8")
Small bowls (6")
Coffee cups
Saucers
PLUS GORDON RAMSAY LEVEL EXTRA SHIT:
Massive serving platter (14" x 11")
Gravy boat (dry turkey is a hate crime)
Sugar bowl & creamer (classy as hell)
(2) 9" serving bowls
This is a full matching set. No thrift store scavenger hunts. No “close enough” bullshit. This is the real deal.
Oh and Did I mention its got 22k Gold trim?
Condition: Frickin Amazing Look at the photos and try not to drool.
Price: $300. For ALL of it. Cash Only. No scams. No crypto bro's. No Trades.
Pickup: Local pickup only. I am not trusting those shipping goons with these priceless heirlooms.
Message me before someone else with actual class snatches this up and moves into a higher tax bracket.
For you China Groupies out there - This is by Excel Its the Manchester Pattern # 4145